To the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles

XenoFic writer, XenoFic writer

Dear RPGamer, will you read my fic
It took me half an hour, would you take a peek?
It's based on a great game on the PSX
That I never finished
But I want to be a XenoFic writer.
XenoFic writer...

It's a dirty story of a dirty thing.
It's got Id and Citan and they have a fling..
It's not quite lemon but it's awful close.
And I can't stand yaoi.
But I'll suffer as a XenoFic writer..
XenoFic writer...

XenoFic writer, Xenofic writer

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
In WordPerfect format, version 1.2
I'd convert it into HTML
But I got no time
I'm too busy as a XenoFic writer.
Xenofic writer...

I've included all the rumours that I've herd so far
You know, I've heard the hero is a man named Kahr.
If you don't post it I'll keep writing still
And I'll flood the web
With my vision as a XenoFic writer.
XenoFic writer...

XenoFic writer, XenoFic writer
XenoFic writer, XenoFic writer
XenoFic writer, XenoFic writer
XenoFic writer, XenoFic writer
XenoFic writer...