(to the tune of "Material Girl" by Madonna)

(Scene: a stage, made up of white steps and various landings. At the back, Yuffie runs in from left, chased by Cloud. They both run off right. After a moment, the right curtains rustle a bit and Yuffie steps out warily. Seeing Cloud is gone, she approaches centre stage. She begins to laugh as the music starts. Yuffie relaxes and begins to sing.)

Some have swords and some have lances
I think they're okay

But if they don't have that E-Skill magic
I just walk away

They can go to the Promised Land
But they can't see the light
(that's right, that's right)
'Cuz the gal with materia will always win the fight!

(Cloud, Vincent, Barrett, Cid and Cait Sith enter, wearing tuxes and singing)

'Cuz materia is what's big in the world
And I am a Materia Girl
You know that
We are living in a materia world
And I am a Materia Girl

(laughter)

They run to Rocket Town or far Wutai by sea (tee hee)
But if they just give me all their Summons I might let them be (Nah!)

Some folks say materia is hard to find okay
But I'll fust find a spike-head jerk and take it all away
(Cloud: Hey!)

(Cloud sulks for rest of song)

(Yuffie solo)

'Cuz materia is what's big in the world
And I am a Materia Girl
You know that
We are living in a materia world
And I am a Materia Girl

(laughter)

(Tbe Boys of Midgar sing!)

Living in a materia world (x4)

Some of them are SOLDIER boys and some were Turks you see
But then I swiped Bahamut Zero, now they're after me!

(Sephiroth, in really fancy tux and dripping with diamonds, enters and joins singing)

I'll grab all the
Materia at loose in the world
And I am a Materia Girl
You know that
Matera makes life in this world
And I am a Materia Girl

(Chorus x2)

A materia...(x3)
A materia world...

(All except Cloud sing as they dance off stage, Sephiroth pulling a still-sulking Cloud along by the collar)

Living in a materia world...