(to the tune of "I Love My Boss" by Moxy Fruvous)
He can't stand a loss
He's never cross
He likes to floss...my [boss]
I love my boss
I love my boss
I tie him up with dental floss
Whe I see him I get chills, it's true
But using Tseng as my puppet's no loss
We honeys are a dedicated bunch
Need no more direction than a hunch
No order needed when Toby is demanding
I feed him some biros for lunch
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
I lust (er, love) my boss
One day Zack came in the lab
He was as angry as a crab
Hojo he ordered me to deal with him
I wondered how this should be done
It would be fun
I thought, while pondering a pun
I cast him in a scandalous fic
In hindsight, he should have just run
His son is going out now with a psycho
He's from a different game
Together they are quite destructo
Won't use his name
But I'll stand proud in my bikini
Even though the coffee grows
With dear Jyuu-chan I'll be scening
For dear Hojo
Hojo he has often proved
He's the one with mako groove
Vincent thought he'd make a play
And now he's Dracula today
He made Sephy's evil gel
Wtih a few Jenova cells
So take the ledger from the shelf
He even used the stuff himself
The other yaoi fans say "Wow!"
They thought that this was where they'd never go
Worshipping the lovely Hojo
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss