(to the tune of "Barrett's Privateers" by Stan Rogers)

The original five was a ragged bunch
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
Barrett and Jessie and another make three
Plus a couple of Star Wars refugees

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7^th Heaven was their plae to rest
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
Tifa urged me to make my peace
While she kept Barrett on her shortest leash

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I rushed to my friends when the sector fell
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
The others they tried their level best
But Reno he put them to the test >/p>

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So off we set with our motley crew
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
We damned our enemy straight to Hell
When at his hands our Aerith fell

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We rushed to battle in the cavern's core
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
Sephiroth waited deep within
With Jenova's power steeped high in sin

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Sepiroth's power held us fast
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
We almost ended there that day
But Aerith's Holy paved the way

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The tales were true of Sephiroth's might
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
Oh, I never thought I'd see such power
His damn Supernova took half an hour

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I finally faced him man to man
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
I wish I had never gone that time
For to harm that body was a terrible crime

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The battle's done and he's gone at last
(How I wish I was in Nibelheim)
But it'll take three more years for me
To figure out the ending FMV!

Gosh darn them all
I was told we'd only blow
A reactor or two
We'd have some fun
A couple of laughs
I'd rather be on a chocobo ranch
Than to write dumb songs 'bout Avalanche