Limerick the first:

There once was a boy with a bo,
who was quite a looker, y'know,
but he only had eyes,
for one whose hair looked like it flies,
and could swing his sword like a pro!

Limerick the second:

There once was a boy with a rod,
who liked to fish in the river for cod,
but all the fish were not biting,
and that was inciting,
the boys temper to explode!