There once was a boy who drove a yellow Civic,
which isn't really a good color to pick,
but he didn't do it for spite,
so I guess it's alright,
but now I gotta wait to see who wins it!
(the race, that is :p )

For Wataru:

There once was a boy from Chichibu,
who drove a suped-up hachi-roku,
and he drove really fast,
but it couldn't last,
'cause he challenged the newly modified '86 of Taku!

For Kai:

There once was aboy who drove an MR2,
the mid-line car was very coo',
in fact his dad used to race,
the dad of the one with the blank face,
and so he felt he had something to prove.

Impact Blue

There were these two girls from Usui,
who drove a dark blue Sil-Eighty,
and no boy could they find,
that really wouldn't mind,
that they drove better than he did!

Kenji

There was a certain boy named Kenji,
and no one could figure out what he did,
since almost every day,
he would fine some sort of way,
to go visit his friend, Iketani.

Shinpon! XD

It's Shinpon the Hood,
Shinpon the Hood,
weasely, rat-bastard that likes to nudge bumpers,
Shinpon the Hood,
Shinpon the Hood,
EG-6 driver extraordinaire!

Wataru's sister, Kazumi

Well, then, let's not forget our girl Kazumi,
'cause Itsuki thought she was a pretty sweet honey,
too bad he couldn't tell her how he felt,
before the pony-tailed girl left,
but that's a good thing 'cause Wataru would've kicked his poor hiney!

Takepon'n Shinpon

Takeshi'n Shingo sitting inna tree,
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
first comes some head,
then whatever else goes on inna bed,
and ain't it a shame they can't get married?

O Takepon!

Oh, Takepon,
Oh, Takepon,
how sweet are your blushes!
The red that spreads,
across your cheeks,
the hentai feelings,
that it wreaks...
Oh, Takepon,
Oh, Takepoh,
how sweet are your blushes!

The Rotary Brothers

There were these two brothers from Akagi,
who both drove RX-7s like loonies,
and they were quite the lookers,
they were sometimes mistaken as hookers,
but that's alright, 'cause we can still ogle'm!

Mr. Orange Silvia

Of all the racers in Gunma,
the one most underrated is Kenta,
he's got a huge crush,
just the thought of him can make the boy blush,
too bad FD-boy is as oblivious as a pinto!

Shingo! XD

There once was a rat bastard from Myougi,
who liked to make people yell, "OH SHIIIIIIIT!"
when he pushed their cars over the rail,
but he'd just laugh and yell,
"I told you to get the fuck outta my way!"

Ryoupon

Why oh why must you always send rosies?
Don't you realize it makes you look gayer'n posies?
So, Ryou-pon my dear,
if you want it made clear,
on just who you like best,
bend that someone over the hood of your FC

Iketani

Oh, Iketani, why're you dumb as a tree?
In previous works, your voice was that of a god!
But now look at you, all scruffy and stupid,
and don't even get me started on Kenji!