There once was a silver-haired sex god,
that all the fangirls couldn't get enough of,
but he got tired of the smut
and decided he was in a rut,
so he lopped all the 'girls heads off!

and now one about my little man, Preacher Sephy. ^_^v

There once was a Li'l Preacher Sephy,
who was the cutest li'l thing you ever did see,
and the sinners he would smite,
with his sword held in his fist tight,
as he was directed to by his mommy!

for the psychotic scarred blondie

Seifer wasn't the type to pray a lot,
but seeing the Chicken-wuss made him quite hot.
It was those baggy shorts,
that ultimately made Seifer retort,
"Dear Lord! Why can't that boy wear undies and keep his privates under lock?!"

This time with a holiday bent... To be sung to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree"
XD

Oh, Zacky-poo!
Oh, Zacky-poo!
How devlish are your gri~ins!
With eyes that gleam,
as you poke fun,
and Sephy screams,
and starts to run!
Oh, Zacky-poo!
Oh, Zacky-poo!
How devlish are your gri~ins!

in response to the, uh, mixed responses we got on ff-yaoi

"Rhymes Have Taken Over FF-YAOI!"
So did the papers hail.
"I thought we were supposed to be talkin' 'bout /boys/?"
Did the rest of the list members rail!
So where were the bishies, the pairings, the sex?
And where, oh where, would these silly rhymings go next?
Final Fantasy? Soul Calibur? Where next, pray tell!
There's still so many games that we all know so well!

Cloud the spikey-haired SOLDIER
(sorta)

Cloud Strife the spikey-haired SOLDIER,
had a very lo~ong sword!
And all the other SOLDIERS,
wanted to get into his pants!
Then a certain SOLDIER type,
said, "Now, inn't he cute?
Cloudy with his hair so spiked,
How'd ne not poke someone's eye~es out?"
Then that certain SOLDIER,
took the little spikey-haired kid,
and took him to his ro~om,
and had some fun on his sheets!

Seifer Got Run Over by a Chocobo
(ooh, look, I even managed to make it yaoi! ^_^v)

Seifer got run over by a chocobo!
Coming home from Balamb on a winter's eve!
Now this wouldn't have been such a good thing,
if the rider hadn't stopped to take a leak.

Zell hopped off Boko and stood ready,
to sprinkle the ground with some golden rain,
but he looked down and saw poor Seifer,
and realized when he woke he'd go insane!
(with anger ^_~)

So Zell took the scarred blondie,
and dragged him up to their room,
where he started restless pacing,
thinking, "Oh, shit, now what'm I gonna do?"

Unbenknownst to the hyper fighter,
Seifer cracked open his eyes,
and from his position on the be~ed,
all he saw was Zell's button-fly!

His mind filling with all sorts of naughty pictures,
Seifer felt his lips quirk into a grin,
he caught the little fighter's baggy sho~orts,
and tossed him on the bed to satisfy his whim!

Zell blinked up in confusion,
as Seifer started pulling off his shorts,
and yelped when felt the cold air,
swirling around his now bare private parts!

Smirking that trademark grin Seifer's so known for,
the scarred blondie leaned right in,
and waggled his eyebrows at the now nekkid Zell,
as he whispered, "Let's indulge in some fucking sin!"

Wrapping his legs around the scarred blonde,
Zell grinned right back up at him,
he said, "Why didn't you say so?"
and lifted his hips to invite Seifer in!

So Seifer and Zell fucked like bunnies,
all night and all through the day,
and all the students that passed by their door,
got an earful of the two getting laid!

o.o;;
Oh, dear, I'm going straight to Hell for this, aren't I?