THESE ARE THE STARBURSTS OF OUR LIVES

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Rating:
G

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Summary
A Soap opera Spoof!!!! Thought we could all use a little humor.  I put this on the DOM for the Cyber Party. I just thought that you guys might like it.


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INTRO MUSIC:

STARRING:

John Crichton  as:  Steele Rayne

Aeryn Sun  as:  Raven Myst

Ka D'Argo  as:  Maximillian Le Bouche

Chiana  as:  Desiree De La Loose

Rygel  as: Dr. Heimlich Von Gastric

Bialar Crais  as:  Captain Morgan Storm

Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan  as:  Blanche D'Azure

Scorpius  as:  The Evil Dr. Phyll Ghuud

Jothee  as:  Skipward Le Bouche

Noranti  as:  Mother Mary Magdalena   of The Silent Order (Though she's rarely silent)

Sikozu  as:  Sister Scarlett Letter Mac Beth

Pilot  as: Don Pilote Juan Diego Chavez

And

Moya  As  Herself

Scene 1
FADE IN...

Maximillian comes storming into Pilote's Den.

Maximillian
"Pilote! What is wrong? We're star bursting again?

Pilote
"Yes Maximillian, It seems we have no choice. Moya has decided to take us on a journey.
"We must go where she takes us."

Maximillian
(Close up his startled expression)
"And where is that Pilote

Pilote
(Close up. Dramatic Music)
"I...don't...know!"

FADE OUT


FADE IN

Maintenance Bay 8 on Moya. Raven and Steele are running Diagnostics on both the Prowler and the Module.


Steele
(Throwing down the tool he's using, he turns toward Raven)
"Raven...we need to talk"

Raven
(Does not look at Steele)
"About what?"

Steele
(Forces her to face him and places his hand on her stomach)
"About what... This baby...about us!

Raven
(Smacking his hand away)
"There's nothing left to say!"

Steele
"Oh yes there is! For over a cycle and a half, you chased and I led! I positively had to split myself into two, just to get you in the sack regularly. Now you're carrying around that precious little bundle of joy and I get kicked to the curb! You claim you I might not be the father!"

Raven
"Steele we've been over this before. You know about the Female Peacekeepers' ability to carry an embryo for extended periods of time! Anyone could be the father and I did not kick you to the curve!"

Steele
"That's curb Raven...Anyone!"

Raven
 "Just two others besides you!"

Steele (close up)
"Raven, I want to know who the father is!"

Raven (Close up-Dramatic music)
"Steele. I...don't...know!"

FADE OUT


FADE IN
Desiree and Skipward have just finished making love.

Skipward
"How long must we keep sneaking around?"

Desiree
"What do you want from me?"

Skipward
"I want exclusive rights!"

Desiree (faces the camera away from Skip)
"Exclusive?"

Skipward
"Yes! Do you have any idea how I felt when my mates from the 'Luxan Academy for Young Warriors' found out that my father was shagging my girl?"

Desiree
(Uses the sheet to wipe her tears away)
"I'm sorry Skipward."

Skipward
"You have to make your choice Desiree, I can't keep this up."

Desiree
"I can't help it. Maxi is so manly..."

Skipward (close up)
Decide Desiree! Me or Dad?"

Desiree (close up-Music begins)
Skip, I...don't...know!"

FADE OUT


FADE IN

Dr, Heimlich Von Gastric and Mother Mary Magdalena of the Silent Order are working on the kitchen.

Dr. Von Gastric
(Hands the Mother spices which she sprinkles in the boiling pot)
"We must find out what the Evil Dr. Phyll Ghuud is up to."

Mother Magdalena
"Yes, he's been skulking around here like a Volkarian after a bounty."

Dr. Von Gastric
(Sniffs the stew and frowns at the smell)
"What ever the reason, it's not good. It never is when dealing with Ghuud. I caught him going through Raven Myst's medical records, two solar days ago."

Mother Magdalena
"What do you suppose he wanted with those?"

Dr. Von Gastric (close up-music begins)
"I...don't...know!"

FADE OUT


FADE IN
We find Sr. Mac Beth and the Evil Dr. Phyll Ghuud in the Neural Cluster scheming.

Sr. Mac Beth
(Whispering)
"Did you notify Command?"

Dr. Ghuud
"Yes, I've sent High Command a copy of Raven Myst's medical records. All is ready!"

Sr. Mac Beth
"We must figure out how to get Raven away from Moya, alone!"

Dr. Ghuud
"Hmm...yes, we must choose our time carefully and wisely."

Sr. Mac Beth (close up)
"But how?"

Dr. Ghuud (close up-Music begins)
"I...don't...know how!"

FADE TO BLACK


Moya's Voice over....

"Will Don Pilote ever find out why Moya star burst and where she's taking them?"

Will Raven ever find out who her baby's father is? And if she does will she ever tell Steele?

"What will Steele do if he's not the father?"

"Will Desiree be able to maintain an exclusive relationship? If so, with whom? Will it be Maximillian or Skipward?"

"Will Skipward ever be able to face his mates at the 'Luxan Academy for Young Warriors?"

"Will Dr. Heimlich Von Gastric and Mother Mary Magdalena Of The Silent Order ever find out what the Evil Dr. Phyll Ghuud is plotting?

Will they find out that Sr. Scarlett Letter Mac Beth is his accomplice?

 Will Mother Magdalena Of The Silent Order ever be silent?"

"Will the Evil Dr. Phyll Ghuud and the Sinister Sr. Scarlett letter Mac Beth ever figure a way to get Raven off of Moya alone? Or will they just ask her nicely?"


Tune in Tomorrow for the answers to these and any other unnecessary questions we can think of, on the next episode of:

"THESE ARE THE STAR BURSTS OF OUR LIVES"


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FADE OUT