Author's Note: This came about from a bit of fun the other night in
Farscape1 chat. Thanks to Gambit, Kristoph and mtrx...if I forgot anyone, I'm
sorry...you can yell at me later.
Warning: Pure crack!fic.
Disclaimer: Not mine...you know the drill.
A soft hiss filled the room as he entered, John looked at the sleeping figure in front of him. "Get up."
There was no response, "Get up!"
"I am up John, there is no reason to shout."
"Yeah, well...I want to watch tv and your in my way. Now get off the couch, and don't forget your bedclothes."
Scorpius stood up, "I always remove them when I am awake."
"Yeah, tell that to my shins." He said as he sat down and began moving things on the coffee table, "Where's my remote?"
"It may have fallen in between the cushions, I fell asleep watching television last night." Scorpius said as he exited the room.
Reaching into the cushions, he felt something cold and squishy in his fingers. 'Oh, I don't want to know what that is...' He thought. Shaking his head in resolve, he pulled out an old black banana peel. He quickly threw it on the table in disgust.
"I have told you about eating in the living room!"
Scorpius' voice filtered back to him, "You do it as well John."
"Yeah, but I don't do as I'm laying down about to fall asleep." John began looking for the remote control again, "What a slob...whoda thunk it?" He muttered.
"John!! Get up here!" Aeryn screamed.
Jumping up, he quickly ran upstairs. "What? What happened? Where are you?"
"The bathroom. Scorpius happened...again. He used all of the toilet paper and didn't put a new roll out."
He tried not to laugh at the idea, and grateful he was a guy. "I'll get you some from the hall closet."
After retrieving it, he opened the door to the bathroom enough to fit his hand in and threw in the new roll.
"Did I tell you what Scorp did yesterday? He ordered the Spice channel."
"Isn't that the channel that..."
"Yup...and you do NOT want to know how he reacted to it." He shivered at the image that was permanently etched into his brain.
He heard her finish washing her hands before she exited the bathroom.
Grabbing her by the waist, he smiled at her, "Hey...I have an idea. What say we make our own Spice channel?"
She returned his smile and gave him a kiss, "I would love that but you have an appointment you have to keep. You have to be there in five hundred microts."
"Twenty minutes baby, and I know. Why do I have to do this again?"
"As you say...You drew the short straw." She said with a smile playing on her lips.
"Alright, but as soon as I get back...we're continuing this conversation." He said as he went towards the stairs.
"I'll be waiting...and getting ready." She laughed as he had to quickly grab the railing to keep from falling at her remark.
"Scorp...It's time to go!" He said grabbing his car keys.
"Where are we going?" Scorpius said walking into the hallway.
"The Dentist."
**Hope you all liked our little bout of insanity.**
Originally posted May 23, 2003