Author's Note: Well...just another round of insanity here...enjoy.
Specials thanks to the Farscape1 crew!
Warning: Pure crack!fic.
Disclaimer: Not mine. If it was we'd have a Farscape channel.
John had to get out of the house before he put a pulse blast in Scorpius. Here he was coming home from having to listen to more of Wilson's bull...all he wanted was a bowl of ice cream...a simple bowl of ice cream. But no...he pulls out the box, opens it, and what does he see? Coolant rods....in his Rocky Road.
Aeryn barely got Winona out of his hands before he shot the bastard.
"John...let's get out of the house for the evening."
"My ice cream Aeryn, he ruined my frelling ice cream..." His voice beginning to take on a whine to it.
Whispering in his ear, "I'll get you some more after dinner, but we won't be eating it." She smiled at his expression.
"Let's go!" He said grabbing his jacket.
Five hours later:
Aeryn nuzzled his neck as he fumbled with the keys to the front door.
"Honey, you need to stop or else I'm going to have to give the neighbors one hell of a show."
Switching the bag with the ice cream to her other hand, "Hmmmm...that would have them talking for monens."
Smiling as he inserts the key, he says, "Put some sparkle in their lives, huh?" As the door opened, they both smelled the smoke. Running through the house, the found the source in the kitchen.
"What in the Hell are you doing!?" John yelled when he saw Scorpius standing in front of the stove.
"I've discovered an amazing television program...It teaches you how to cook Earth dishes."
"We thought you were burning up the house." Aeryn said as she covered her mouth and nose from the smell in the room.
Walking over to the stove, John looked into the pot as Scorpius stepped aside and displayed his new smile.
"It is almost finished, would you care for some?
John looked at him, "What is it?"
"Gumbo..."
"I've had gumbo and that ain't it. I'm not touching it." Looking over at Aeryn, John asked, "You want some?"
Shaking her head, her voice muffled under her hand, "I would like to keep the contents of my stomach thank you."
"When did you have time to get the ingredients and cook this?" John asked as he opened up the back door to air out the kitchen.
"Some friends I met retrieved them for me. You know your holidays are amazing...Take today for example, Halloween. People dress their offspring up in costume to beg for candy at neighbors doors."
"Friends?" Both Aeryn and John said at the same time, looking at each other.
"Yes, they arrived shortly after you left. They are in the front room awaiting dinner."
They followed Scorpius to the front room. As they entered they were shocked to see six people in hot pink bunny suits stand up and face them.
Scorpius began making introductions, "This is Gambit, DRD-In-Leather, Korgg, Kristoph, mtrx, and PKBarbie." As he said each name, that person waved to them.
The one named mtrx stepped forward, "Hi, were the plot bunnies." He said with a smile.
Overcoming his shock, John said, "As in Evil Plot Bunnies? We are so screwed..."
The End
Originally posted May 29, 2003