Googleshng's Page of Rantings

Rant	Highlights	Slime World	Scary Pic
NonCon 8 and TempleCon	It's like counting the rings of this archive!	None	None
The Horrors of Horror	A serious look at why horror was so much more enjoyable in the 1980s.	None	None
NonCon 7	Yet another con report.	None	None
When it's a "Zombie" Virus, it's The Crazies	Watch me review one movie while trashing another!	None	None
My Conditions	The conditions under which I will do various things.	None	None
Immigration	Clearing up some weird terminology in a dated political rant.	None	None
Character Designers	A quick crash course many professionals would fail.	None	None
Get Your Own Nostalgia	This is the sort of pet peeve nobody should be capable of having.	None	None
NonCon 6	Yet another con report.	None	None
SHUT THE @#$% UP ABOUT WORLD OF WARCRAFT!	Seriously people!	None	None
Accept the Market You Have	A cautionary tale or two about greed.	None	None
Third Time's the Charm	Why the number 4 keeps me from buying games.	None	Scissors
The Wisdom of the Ages	The internet's most memorable moments, and taking young whipper-snappers down a few pegs.	None	None
Horror Movies	Sub-genres and their relative merits.	None	None
Zombies Don't Eat Brains!	An analysis of zombies and their history in film.	None	None
Sex	Some use one variable, I use three.	None	None
NonCon 5	An annual tradition.	None	None
Ribbons	Why you shouldn't slap those little ribbon things on other things.	None	None
Art Programs	The changes between the art programs of old, and those of today.	None	None
Belated Halloween	Progress logs, Shaun of the Dead, and Movie previews	None	None
Death, Jazz, and Mega Man	Title says it all really.	None	None
Movies Which Should Be Seen By Everyone	A list of nerdy gems.	None	None
NonCon 4	I came, I played, I demoed.	None	None
New and Exciting	Pastel Defender Heliotrope, Ezori notes.	None	None
Out with the Current, In with the Old	Surnames, 80s Anime, @#%$ the Status Quo!	None	None
Happy Leap Year	Stress, Communities	None	None
Other People's Websites	Comic stealing RPG RPG concept, SF Periodic Table	None	None
Nap Time	Progress notes on M Vs. M	None	None
Halloween Presents	Stuff for the people.	None	None
Halloween Plans	Adventure game design.	None	None
Games	The decline of gameplay in videogames.	None	None
Hype Machine	Plugging all my projects.	None	None
Underworld	Clearing up the conflicting reports about a pretty nerdy movie.	None	None
News of Much Goodness	Work, Death, Steak.	None	None
Conversation and Comics	Tick comics, Smoking vs. alchohol.	None	None
Skills, Socialization, and Stories	RPG statistics and a story.	None	None
Time to form a Legion of Doom	Short story collection, IRC channel.	None	Scissor Girl
Zombie Time!	Problems with zombies.	None	My Neighbor Cthulu
Work	Anecrophilia scroll concept	None	None
Googleshng goes to Japan	A very detailed account of my trip to Japan.	None	None
Time to Finish Something	A list of pending projects.	None	None
Death and Taxes	All sorts of very morbid things.	None	None
Resident Evil Vs. Silent Hill	Side by side comparison	None	None
Cool Throughout the Ages	Sleep deprivation, Variations of cool	None	None
Birthday Munchkin Hat Magic	HAT!, Racial Preferences	None	None
Son of Laziness	Really Stupid Sci-Fi Conventions, Star Trek and Zork, Tales From #CENSORED, Future Plans	None	None
Education	End of a lousy comic, Daruma	None	None
The End of Slime World	End of a lousy comic, Daruma	Finale: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5	None
How to Make Money from the Internet	An idea which might be able to make you thousands of dollars	None	None
The Easter That Wasn't	Mysterious lack of Easter, political cartoons, good advertising	None	None
Spring Cleaning	Minor redesign, Dark City Roleplaying	None	None
Exile Breeds Creativity	Anecrophilia, RPG RPG	None	None
NonCon 2003	A VERY detailed account of NonCon 2003	None	None
The Three Horrors of the Internet	Spam, Pop-unders, morons	None	None
White Christmas	Christmas, Star Trek Nemesis	None	None
Overrated	Grand Theft Auto, Jimmy Kimmel, Message Boards	None	None
Things are amiss.	New Metroid games.	None	None
All due appologies to those affiliated with Dungeons & Dragons.	Nerds in their natural habitat.	None	None
That's Entertainment!	Chinese Acrobats!	None	None
Zombies	Zombies, and comics about them.	None	None
The Season of Giving	Skulls.	None	None
Blowing the Lid of Everything	Ramen Noodles, Stupid Sci-Fi Conventions.	None	None
Homework Assignments	Things I often make references to.	None	None
Fish Bones and Comics and Whining	Why I shouldn't rant in a bad mood.	None	None
Infomercials	A categorization of Infomercials.	None	None
Hard on the Nerves	A Sci-Fi short.	None	None
Hard Core Nudity!	Characters I've seen naked against my will.	None	None
Death of a Salesnerd	Farscape, and a card game.	None	None
Round Peg, Square Hole	Why TV shows make bad movies, trips.	None	None
The Technicolor Dreamcoke	Flawed experiments in soda, tennis.	None	None
Tales of the Unprepared!	Read the accounts of nerds who venture into the unknown without money transportation or any idea where they'll sleep!	None	None
Infection	A little horror.	None	None
Funeral Procession	Trickle down economics, another macabre short story.	None	None
Googleshng's Guide to Making the Most of Your Time - Lesson 1: Nickels and Dimes	Time saving tips.	None	None
[story in need of a decent title]	H.P. Lovecraft, and a story inspired by him.	None	None
In the Blink of an Eye	That's right. Yet another sci-fi vignette.	None	None
Kid Brother	Another sci-fi vignette. Now with more pretentious suckiness!	None	None
Temporal Arm	A sci-fi vignette. Be afraid.	None	None
Burning Down the House	New layout, fire.	None	None
A Long Time Coming	People's impressions of me, a secret prize inside.	Cliffhanger	None
Blind Rabid Fanboys	Attacks on opinions I don't hold, various projects	Stats #4	None
NonCon Report	A VERY detailed account of NonCon 2002	Stats #3	None
Prelude to Adventure	A-goin' to a con...	Stats #2	None
Presents!	Tyranny: Astral Light, War Magic	Stats #1	None
Productivity	Good stuff coming soon... if you gimme da money!	Conspiracy	None
Tastes	Likes/Dislikes, How to do horror right.	The Beautiful Pink Love Warrior Saves Christmas! Again!	None
A Month Without a Modem	Movies of late 2001	Biology 101	None
Blending Holidays	Tyranny - The Demonic Diceless RPG	Literal Interpretation	I said it's coming and I meant it!
Foul Mood on a Perfect Night	Pay-per-rant	Disturbing group costume.	Gendo the Stampede
Rumors of my demise have been mildly exaggerated.	Videogames, Slimecon 2002	A perk of simple anatomy.	Sonico and friends
Shiny Bloody Cartoons	Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Conker's Bad Fur Day	The truth revealed!	Neon Genesis Ranmangelion
Children of the Night	Night people vs. morning people	Omake #8	Lavos-chan
Belated Birthday Blatherings	Castlevania	Omake #7	Domo Arigato Mr. Legato
Post E3/ACen Ramble	Console evaluations	Omake #6	Bubba Sammy
Saturday Morning Cartoons	Saturday Morning Cartoons	Omake #5	Phantasy Starlights
Happy New Year!	Daylight Savings Time, creepy coincidence	Omake #4	Sailor Thundarr
Fan Stuff	Doujinshi #2, links	Omake #3	Shinji's girlfriend
Dreams Realized	Anime search, new Windows version	Omake #2	Gendo the Stampede
Identity Crisis	Personality tests, The Critic reborn, searching too far	Omake #1	The Cheesometer!
Webcomics	Webcomics, Merchandise	Interrogation	Phil/Washu
Merchandising! Merchandising!	Wallpaper, Merchandise, and Eliza	Back from the con	Utena doesn't really work.
Melly Kulisumas!	Commercialism	The Beautiful Pink Love Warrior Saves Christmas!	A Hot Nude Anime Character!
2nd Annual Halloween Rant	iMac Girls	Costume Contest	Vagrant Love Story
Art	Works of Art, Ascii Art, Artsiness	Voice Actress	Meluna
Back With Presents	Pokémon girls, anime guide, Capcom's evil powers	Pocky Anonymous	Wholesome Xenogears Fan Art
Where did June go?	Train of thought: Scooby Doo in Tokyo 3, the news	Slime World⁶⁴	Sonico
Anime Central	Anime Central recap	Pocky	Bubba Lime
Rise of the Phoenix	GP, up all night	Anime convention	Dancing slime
I'm not QUITE dead!	Games, UOAHHNIBHP, government mecha	Portugal	Escaflowne/Ranma
Miscelanious T	Mr. T vs. Everything, The Onion, MS bashing, Esca dub, Pokécheese	Out of the closet	Indescribable
Comics	Nothing much	The paranoia begins	Sebulbasaur
Will Rant For Food	End of Slime World Doshinji	Philosophy	Catsuit Akane
Scattered Thoughts	Anime pattern, Slime World Doshinji	Recap	Sailor Shampoo
I'm BAAAAACK!	Ghost in the Smurf, Gunbuster, 2nd Ranma movie	Back to normal	There's Something About Bulma
Googleshng Saves Christmas	Nothing much	Tormenting readers	Merry Christmas
Chu-Chu Rocket	Chu-Chu Rocket commercial, link img	Thanksgiving	Sailor V
How I Spent My Compless Vacation	RE3, Pararira Paradaisu	Jinkies!	Cindiana Jones
Dawn of a New Era	Nothing much	Battle	Mog vs. Pikachu
I'm not Thor!	Nothing much	Challenge issued	Sailor Moon Fanart
Job Obtainment	RPGamer job, Pararira Paradaisu, Redneck TV	Strong kick	Work in Progress Completed
Headlines	Jim Henson's Parasyte	More mecha	Lina/Gourry
I Got Flamed!	Flame	Bones	Nabiki/?
Cohost	Halloween costumes, Ender's Shadow	Gathering candy	Freudian Slip
Halloween	Phantasy Star 2, Dragon Half, 4-bit remakes, background midi	Changing	For my cousins
Funcoland	DW style slimes, Funcoland	Costume judging	A-Ko/Macross 2
Happy!!!	Nothing much	Stalker	I need more material
Overworked and Underpaid	Looking for help	Elements	Work in Progress
Culture	Movies made into games, Googles	Innapropriate costume	Assimilated
JapaneseSchoolgirl's Page of Rantings	JSG in Slime World	Travel plans	Ryoga�
IRC Fun	JapaneseSchoolgirl	Reading	Sailor Moon/Misc.
Golden Age	Mononoke	Homecoming	Penma²
Karnov	Karnov, Soul Calibur	Bridge again	Beach Party
Legalized	Artsy slimes, FFA	Checkerboard	Genma/Gourry
Flashy	Nothing much	Doors again	Anime Brad
Wasaboreos	Orson Scott Card, Japanese food	Reaching the shop	Animal costumes
Boss Town	Wallpaper	Mountain climbing	Genma/Rei
Friendship	Nothing much	Which door?	Happy Dream
Index Relocation	Easter Bunny, Vampire ecology, Death of a King, Word Association	Bridge keeper	Bad Mars
Cool Breeze Floyd	Nothing much	Costume shopping	Rain
Thar She Blows!	Hurricanes	Burnout	Sailor Yoshi
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen	Terry Gilliam's trilogy	Shopping	Ryogolo
Pokéslime	Explaination of Lost Pokémon	New character	Spinemander
Brood War	Nothing much	Flashbacks	Lost Pokémon
IRC	Anime crushes	Piles of the dead	Baron C-Ko
Farscape	Praising Farscape	Zombie fighting	The Sword of Justice
Weeks	Where weeks come from, fan links, Jester slime	Anti-zombie gear	Third Chid
Laziness 3	Alphabet, Captain C++	A day in the morgue	Firsto Childoren?
Sleep Deprivation	Eva spines	Pixelation	Emperor Shampoo
Late and Lousy	Mystery Men, Mexican Slime	Dreams	Bulma/Rei, Eva-00/Bulbasaur
Modern Genres	Videogame genres	End of Gates	Bulmacron
RoboWar	Fighting robots	Battle	Phil/Washu
End of an Era	Last MST3K	Loading	3 Princesses
Muk You!	Pokémon Snap	MS Mech	Ash of the Northstar
Vocabulary	Esca cover 6, strange words	Mech completed	The Unholy Army
You Don't Want to Know	Rendered slimes, Alpha Centauri, strange wounds	Glasses	Sir Unicron
Working	Catch phrases	Inspection	Bloody
Laziness Returns	Lucas vs. Spielburg, RPGamer application	Orcish charity	The Scary Genmera
Vampires	Vampires	The 600 GP Slime	Mousseko
Vacation	Startup screen	Mecha anime	Sharkichu
The Beach	Bad things about beachs	Q&A Session	Dr. Claw
Mostly	StarCraft misson	Jello	Sailor Chibi Goku
Itemized News	Nothing much really	Beautiful Pink Love Warrior	Pidgema
Cola Wars	Coke 2	Text to Speech	Unico/Rei
Mom! Dad! Don't touch it! It's Evil!	Anime Nation banner, Unicron toy	Metal Slime	Zeiram/You're Under Arrest!
Voice Acting	Optimus Prime's voice actor	AD&D	Sailor Piccolo
Secret 80's Energy	80's stuff, reader influx	Mecha design	Bulma/Rei, Eva-00/Bulbasaur
Them's Goooood Eatin'!	Odd food	Visitor from Japan	Totoroseed
Syndicated Evil	Evil people and things	Where little slimes come from	Speed Asuka
Eye Candy	Akira Toriyama	Introductions	Sailor Ranma
Theatrical Anime	Miyazaki, Vampire Hunter D	None	Sailor Unicron
Genres	Cool big things, Sci-Fi settings, Borg Smurf	None	Catsuit Zio
The Anime Survival Guide	Tips for anime characters	None	None
Console Wars	Money problems, wordplay	None	None
Laziness	Mermaid evolution, mailing Saban, odd conversation	None	None
Movies	Recommended movies, credit where it's due	None	None
Escaflowne	Escaflowne box vs. screens, HTML glitch	None	None
Hehe, People Are Stupid	Mothers against RPGs, appologies, Baal	None	None
The Colonel	Colonel Sanders, Episode 1, misinformative urls	None	None
The Secret Origins of Babboon Hearteo	Some introductory explaination, and Babboon Hearteo	None	None