Laziness

I'm too lazy to write a real rant today, so I'm just going to throw some stuff up here out of my big huge folder full of old rants to friends of mine.

Mermaids

I Doubt Anyone would Pretend To Be Saban...

Therefore, I have a couple questions:

First of all, aren't there better ways to make money than these odd SuperHero vs. Rubber-Monster shows of yours?

Next, apparently, you are responsible for the translation of Dragon Ball Z. This is good. It needs to be translated. However, the first 13 episodes of the first season of Dragon Ball have been translated. You however seem to have skipped over SEVERAL season worth of the show! I say if you're going to translate a show, start at the beginning please!

Saban's Response

i am happy to go over your notes but let me know your name age and location and i will try to answer all your queastion and maybe let you see a recorded show


haim saban

I still say it was really him, if you happen to have AOL, look at the profile for HaimCS.

They Fight

Oh gee, it seems THIS amusing piece of conversation has some ranting about Transformers the Movie attached to it. I'm too uh... lazy, yeah, that's it, to chop it off so 8P

Googleshng: It has Weird Al, Orson Welles, Lenard Nimoy AND Optimus Prime! Name me a movie with more diverse stars than that if you can.
C: Weird Al? [Ed: his name isn't really C, it's just that unlike E-Bear, "C" can be tracked down and bothered based on this name]
Googleshng: yup
Googleshng: oh, and the guy from the micro machines commercials.
C: I think I shall rent this movie.
Googleshng: if you can, do.
Googleshng: it's also completely scientifically accurate!
C: COMPLETELY?
Googleshng: to my recolection, yes.
C: Explain.
Googleshng: recollection
Googleshng: well...
Googleshng: when they go out on to the surface of a planet without an atmosphere, they give a spacesuit to the one human...
Googleshng: the badguy the size of a small planet exerts gravity...
C: woah
Googleshng: characters have to thrust in the opposite dirrection to stop in space...
C: ah
Googleshng: and shots are fatal.
C: Finally!
Googleshng: anyone who watchs any Transformers is always glad about that.
C: Why's that?
Googleshng: well...
Googleshng: Transformers the series had many many scenes with the autobots and decepticons shooting at each other, and yet nobody is seriously wounded.
C: hmm
Googleshng: oh, another bit of scientific accuracy: appropriate knowledge allows robots to be repaired when killed.
C: ah
Googleshng: (of course said appropriate knowledge is generally unavailable)
C: D'OH
Googleshng: and robots sink in water...
Googleshng: that's about it for examples of scientific accuracy.
C: neato
Googleshng: has cool fight scenes in it too.
C: what kind of movie?
Googleshng: for example: badguy has mace for a tail, good guy rips tail off.
Googleshng: what kind?
C: Cartoon?
Googleshng: of course.
C: just checking.
Googleshng: but over half the animation staff is Japanese, have no fear.
Googleshng: the animation quality is superb.
C: Whew
Googleshng: as opposed to, say... Sailor Moon.
C: heh
Googleshng: Sailor Moon asks the question: what's the minimum of animation we can use without it being too obvious.
C: loil
C: ...
C: lol
Googleshng: on the same topic, Transformers doesn't have dumb ol' transformation sequences.
C: aw MAN! :^)
Googleshng: that didn't sound sufficiently sarcastic! 8)
C: AW MAN! DARN IT! SHOOT! THAT'S THE BEST PART!
Googleshng: that's more like it.
Googleshng: by the way, is there any way to project images from a VCR onto a movie screen?
[Ed: Just thought I'd mention this, there are. I was watching anime on one a couple months ago. It was cool.]
C: I'm sure there is, probably just need the right equipment. Why?
Googleshng: because there are many movies I never had a chance to see in theaters that I always wanted to. 8)
Googleshng: A o'D, Labrynth, TF:TM...
C: :^)
Googleshng: I seem to recall that a while ago I was going to interigate you about watching Sailor Moon!
Googleshng: Let the interogation begin!
C: proceed
Googleshng: Now, having already admitted to your crime, your only hope at a partial redemption is a good excuse...
Googleshng: first of all, which episode was it?
C: many, many.... MANY episodes!!!
Googleshng: was this willingly?
C: Yes!!!! [Ed: See why I made him anonymous?]
C: and I'd do it again!!!
C: and again!! and I'll KEEP doing it!!!!
Googleshng: and were you heckling them?
C: Yoooooouuuu can't stop me!
C: ...no, they were on TV...
Googleshng: how does that prevent heckling?
C: define heckling
Googleshng: being as liberal as I am, I will accept something as simple as laughing at the horrible dub.
C: BRB
C: back
Googleshng: so...?
C: so?
Googleshng: were you heckling Sailor Moon, or actually liking it, something nobody else by E-Bear does?
C: I LIKED IT!!
[Ed: OK, HERE comes the ammusing part]
Googleshng: where's the deathray button on this keyboard?
C: mwa ha ha....
Googleshng: F10? no...
C: You cannot kill me, mortal.
Googleshng: F15? no
Googleshng: don't call me a mortal, that's what I call everyone else 8)
C: I believe it is that round button on your computer
C: Well, I'M not mortal!
Googleshng: end?
C: ::covers mouth::
C: Oops!
Googleshng: home?
C: Did I say that out loud?
Googleshng: yup
Googleshng: I know!
C: D....... OH!
Googleshng: option t! [Ed: For those of you without Macs, that's how you make a little cross]
C: You know too much!
Googleshng: [Ed: That should have made a cross Ý]
C: ::hits button on computer::
C: ::nuclear warhead comes out of chimney::
C: ::flies off into distance::
Googleshng: darn, AOL doesn't send the cross symbol! [Ed: One of my many reasons for ditching AOL and getting Earthlink]
C: Oops, uh... would you mind telling me exactly where you live?
Googleshng: [Ed: Option-8, makes a bullet •]
Googleshng: darn, that silver bullet got lost too
C: Well?
C: Specific address please, and hurry, that nuclear warhead's movin' pretty fast!
Googleshng: uh, Bill Gates' house.
C: Really? alrighty...
C: ::pulls down "Targets" menu, clicks on "Bill Gates"::
C: Luckily I already had him preprogrammed :^)
C: wait, you live in... Ohio?
C: Illinois?
C: Somewhere around there!
Googleshng: that's E-Bear. 8P
C: ah yes, you're over in... umm.... Connecticut?
Googleshng: you mean California?
C: eh?
C: Nooo.... I mean Connecticut
[Ed: This could take a while, and I don't want you knowing where I live so...]
Googleshng: raise shields!
C: Aha!
C: Bingo!
C: That's a [CENSORED]... I'll just [CENSORED]!! C: ::presses button::
Googleshng: too late, I already raised the shields. 8)
C: ::258 nuclear warheads raise out of ground::
C: Shields shmields....
C: FIRE!!!
C: ***FWOOOM.... FWOOOM.... FWOOOM... etc.::
C: ::watches nuclear warheads explode early as they crash into shield::
C: hmm...
C: He's trickier than I thought.
Googleshng: hehehe, tunneling mecha, GO!
C: Oh yes, that's right, I forgot, the 10megaton atom bombs I have stashed in each state's capital
C: WHA?
C: ::presses button::
C: Hover mode... now!
Googleshng: darn!
C: ::house lifts slowly off ground::
Googleshng: Then I'll just have to release the exploding pideons!
C: hey, uh, what's the capital of [CENSORED]? Googleshng: haha
C: Exploding pigeons, eh? TWO can play your little game.
Googleshng: Ejecting State Capital, NOW
C: ::presses button that reads "CONCRETE DONKEY"::
C: Release the ass!
Googleshng: Concrete Donkey?
C: Release the stone ass!
C: yep.
Googleshng: I think we both might need some sleep. [Ed: This sort of conversation seldom occurs before 1 AM]
C: :^)
C: It's a weapon from Worms 2
C: as are exploding pigeons, that's what made me think of it.
Googleshng: Seizmic Squirrels! Take it out!
Googleshng: oh, cool
C: It's time for... SUPER SHEEP!
C: ::sheep with a cape on flies out::
Googleshng: Uh-oh...
C: By the way, speaking of Worms 2..
Googleshng: Giant Scotish Cows! Get them!
C: ::switches to commercial mode::
[Ed: You don't want to hear about Worms 2, do you?]
Googleshng: now... Samurai Squids! Attack from the sea!
C: Ogulated Octopii! ATTACK!
Googleshng: Ogulated?
C: First word that came to mind, give me a break, I need sleep :^)
C: I summon the power of the dreaded..... BICLOPS!!!
Googleshng: OK then, Time Whale! Gather your temporal cetacean friends and FREEZE TIME ACROSS THE ENTIRE BATTLEFIELD! [Ed: There's a LONG story behind Time Whale]
C: That's right... biclops, he's got 2 eyes.
Googleshng: I know
C: I summon the allmighty power of...
C: GOD
Googleshng: hey! That's not fair...
C: ::gets struck by lightning:: BZZZZZT!
C: Ok.... maybe... I DON'T summon the all mighty power of God....
Googleshng: haha

Anyway, as you can see, I won. At a terrible cost. That day I lost every member of my army except for the versatile Hitting Demons. I didn't have Mr. Babboon at the time, actually, punishing Sailor Moon lovers is the Hitting Demons' specialty, unfortunately they were off hitting E-Bear at the time, oh the bloodshred they could have prevented, oh well.