Cola Wars

Aw, I just checked my hit counter and it hasn't really been going up, I guess I don't have as many regulars as I thought. It should get another good surge this weekend though since JD (AKA neifirst@rpgamer.com) said he was going to post another Slime World on saturday since he likes them so much. At least this time I'll be ready for it and won't just rant about what I ate that day.

By the way, I'm not as happy with today's Scary Pic as I should be. It feels like it needs more somehow. Anyway, on with the rant. I believe I've told you already the strange tail of Coke 2. Mysterious beverage from another time, here to quench thirsts and excite taste buds. Meaning they only made it in 1994 but there's a weird grocery store that still has 6-packs of it. Anyway, the point is, in my opinion, Coke 2 was a LOT better than the regular kind, although appearently the world at large and Coca-Cola in particular disagrees (I know someone who works in their marketting department, get free Citra). Anyway, at least out of five year old cans, Coke 2 has an odd little side effect. A little while after you drink it, some random part of your body feels like it's going to explode. Stomach, knee, shoulder, whatever. Worth it though. Moving on, for the last two weeks I've been on a weird no carbohydrates or sugar diet (works though, I've lost 40 pounds and I spend 95% of my waking hours in this chair). Anyway, since most REGULAR soda has sugar, lately I've been having to drink Pepsi One. Actually, as far as diet cola goes it's probably your best bet, but it still isn't quite up to the standards of most regular cola drinkers. It has a similar side effect to Coke 2 I notice, it's not nearly as pronounced, but instead of feeling explosive, it feels kind of like a slight slimy coating along the inside of your mouth. I'm just waiting for RC3, the ultimate cola taste wise, but it burns your intestines or feels like a knife jamming out of your back, worth it though.

Oh, and speaking of a slimy feeling on the inside of your mouth, NEVER under ANY circumstances, even if you're STARVING should you eat die potato chips. I once had some (it wasn't intentional, it's hard to see that little "Wow!" if you aren't looking at the bag. It's like wrapping your mouth in celophane after coating it in mucus. Olean is pure evil I tells ya!

and now...

here it comes...

including an element from an anime that's just plain scary...

oh and EVA also...

what? EVA's great for these...

it just takes itself SO seriously...

plus nobody has any emotions...

Except for Elly, er, Asuka...

last chance...

my usual appologies...

no real title for this one...

here it is...



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