Them's Goooood Eatin'!
Wow, I have gotten VERY good reviews on Slime World, so I'm going to make it a regular feature, I'm also going to start updating daily.
Today when I woke up, nobody else was around, so I helped myself to a breakfast of Brunswick Fish Fillets Herring Kippered Snacks. That's an odd product for you. For one thing, it's name is rather unwieldly. Also, Kippered? Is this a job? Are there professional Kipperers? By the way, this is, as far as I can tell, the process of Kippering a fish: Lop off the head and tail, cut it in half along the spine, gut it, remove most of the bones and all the organs (but not the skin), smoke it, salt it, and cram it into a little metal can as is. Oh, and I think they also pickle them in their own oils. Anyway, they're pretty darn good, but I think they might only be available in new England, so don't go trying to find them. Speaking of local foods, last time I was in Georgia (like 7 years ago visiting relatives) I sustained myself on a diet of nearly nothing but Bagel Dogs. I think the name explains itself, they had cheese in them too.
Anyway, a while later, my mom got home from the store (which is appearently where she was) and made breakfast. It consisted of fried eggs and SPAM! Now, normally my mom is an extremely good cook, good enough to be able to sell potato salad in a restaurant to people who normally hate potato salad. Anyway, we'd never actually TRIED spam, don't know anyone who has even, she just got it out of curiousity after listening to that Weird Al song.
DO NOT TRY SPAM! It is one of the most disgusting things I've ever ingested! I've ingested my own blood mind you (What? I lost a baby tooth when I was little, and the whole was bleeding, actually human blood tastes pretty darn good as it turns out, good for you too, high iron content). Anyway, at first glance, it LOOKS like ham, and it IS ham FLAVORED... but, well, it isn't solid! You could eat the stuff with a spoon! Actually, I can't find a single difference between Spam and cat food, other than the fact that my cats don't like spam either! They like just about everything else though, jalepenios, grapefruit, lemons, you name it.
One last thing. I WAS planning on updating first thing this morning, but I was too busy looking for a place to move this site to. Believe it or not though, I couldn't find anything better than GeoCities here. Came close a couple times though. Crosswinds is great, no ads, no hastles, no space limits, totally user friendly... so what's the catch you ask? It is unbelievably slow! Really, try loading this! TopCities wasn't TOO bad, but they still have ads. Even if there's less, I don't care, if I'm going to move off GeoCities just for your benefit, I'm going to have NO ads. I think what I need is to find someone with a server who actually likes my pages so much that they'd be willing to host me. Anyone? Please? Just click the little mailto link, I'm dead serious here. Think it's in the archives.
and now...
to satisfy your sick masochistic desires...
here it comes...
as usual, my appologies to the original artists...
(I was thinking of putting these funny anti-Microsoft pictures Chrono sent me in here today, but it's a day too late and they're uncomfortably big)
the dreaded...
twisted...
wrong...
TOTOROSEED!
