Syndicated Evil
I have decided that I like having these regular features of a scary anime picture and Slime World so they're back. The only problem is that I am OUT of scary pictures. I think I need a new source for them, oh, and yes I WILL accept donations. Also, I probably should have mentioned this last update, but I don't really care if you take any pictures off of here. Just remember that everything besides the scary picture and Slime World belongs to someone else. Well, you could argue that the scary pics aren't ENTIRELY mine, butI still deserve SOME credit. One important thing though, while I can't tell you this about the scary pics because it would make me a hypocrite, don't alter the Slime Worlds in any way. Also, if you feel like sticking them on your page, please make them links to this one, I could use the publicity. You know, I really hate having to write disclaimers like this, so here's a Slime World to break things up:
Now then, here come some...
Evil Things
- Haim Saban: If only Hitler had stuck to painting and Saban had stuck to music. Saban's first accomplishment of note is writing the music to Inspector Gadget, granted, it wasn't that great, but there was nothing particularly evil about this. The main evil thing about Saban is that he created Power Rangers. As you had BETTER know, Power Rangers is the result of taking the fight scenes from terrible Japanese Suitimation Fight of the Week shows and splicing them with drivelous home grown "plot" scenes. It wouldn't be SO evil if it hadn't taken over 90% of Fox's children's programming, or if it didn't have this sick ghoulish quality of replacing dead components with new Suitmation Fight of the Week shows, OR if the cast members could stand working on it for longer than a season. It would still suck though. Plus he somehow got The Tick cancelled!
- Bill Gates: I'm not even going to bother explaining this, he's the evilest humanoid I know of, and he is appearently only motivated by a desire to cause suffering. I suggest you boycot all his stuff in fact, not that it would actually hurt him financially, just hat, well, the non-Microsoft equivolent of EVERYTHING is MUCH better! Usually free too! Go on, go get yourself Clarisworks, Netscape, and while you're at it, a Mac!
- Fred: Uh, this one's kind of a long story, but I named the head guy from Bubble Bobble Fred right before comming up with my own moniker (Googleshng, come on, it's all over the page!). Anyway, it takes like 300 hits, and if you don't keep BOTH players alive until the end, you get the bad ending. Besides which, LOOK AT IT!
- Brazil: The movie, not the country. I'm not about to badmouth the country, since my Zillion page seems to get exclusively Brazillian hits. Appearently Zillion is really popular there. As I was saying though, Brazil the MOVIE is evil. Very evil. Which is a shame because it's part of a really funny trilogy of movies by Terry Gilliam, the guy who does the cartoony stuff in Monty Python and dirrects a bunch of weird movies. Anyway, there's nothing particularly evil about the plot, or the visual style, I honestly thing it's the FILM. For some reason, VERY few people can watch Brazil without winding up a quivering mass of jelly for a while. I can, and appearently Sharkey can since he said it was one of his favorite movies. My point is, don't watch it unless your will is QUITE strong, watch Time Bandits instead.
OK, now for the scary pic. I'm really sorry, but it isn't very scary at all, it was the best I could do with the materials at hand though, and I'm pretty proud of the way I removed the big M.
