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My Favorite Things
(In Leona's tavern, Viktor and Humphrey are seated at their favorite table. Viktor's obviously already had a few, because waving a mug in the air, he starts to sing...)
Viktor:
Beer that's so foamy you can't see the bottom!
Victory toasts when we finally got 'em!
Sake while bathing in bubbling springs -
These are a few of my favorite things!
(Humphrey pretends not to notice Viktor's drunken singing, and goes on about his own drinking.)
Viktor:
Kanakan vintages, wine from Matilda!
Rum from the dwarves that's so strong it could kill ya!
Drinking with friends in the inn back in Muse -
This is a bit of my favorite booze!
(Flik peeks in, looks around nervously, then sits down at the table next to Viktor and Humphrey.)
Viktor:
Ale at Leona's while Flik dodges Nina!
Flik: (grouchily)
Don't you forget you got outdrunk by Rina.
Viktor:
Whiskey with Humphrey, who sits there and thinks -
These are a few of my favorite drinks...
Humphrey:
.........
Viktor:
When the booze bites,
When the beer stinks,
When I'm feeling sad...
I simply remember my favorite drinks,
And then I don't feeeeeel... soooo baaaaaad!
(He chugs the mug in his hand, while Humphrey actually says something for a change.)
Humphrey: (leaning over to Flik)
I think the type's not important to Viktor.
Flik: (leaning back over to Humphrey)
Yeah, he drinks anything, long as it's liquor.
Give him some swill and he won't even blink -
He might declare it his favorite drink.
Viktor:
Kanakan vintages - that's worth repeating!
Flik: (to Humphrey)
If he goes on like this, he'll get a beating.
(Humphrey nods.)
Viktor:
Drinking with friends in the inn back in Muse -
This is a bit of my favorite booze!
Glasses of mead till my eardrums are ringing!
Flik:
Vik, we don't care - will you please stop that singing?
Viktor: (waving a mug drunkenly in Flik's face)
Have a few mugs and forget that it stinks -
One benefit of my favorite drinks...!
(Caught up in his singing, he doesn't notice Flik and Humphrey just getting up and leaving in annoyance before he's finished...)
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