boobs rule I want some * Ellcrys hands AndrewK some estrogen pills Take a few of these, soon you'll have two all to yourself. yay! GIA: where everything is a secret except our bitterness. :) this apple is gay not that I agree at all but the Backstreet Boys should lose (their virginity to a man named Vito in jail) It's a puzzle game, in that it's puzzling how it ever got made. ;) AK I believe CV is trying to communicate something about BUY.COM what is it boy? trouble at the old well.com/ ASS! ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS buy.com ... suck ass? is that it? ASS ASS! ASS ASS ASS! ASS! let's go! and when I say AK, I do mean Myst We had no food in the house so we had to go to Jack's... I got a good feeling! The burger was a double... AndrewK opened it with faith! Inside was... Tomatoes! This is the way! GIA: If you need to pee, we know why. Tragedy struck today when i was finished with CoS for today. he speaks like redundant Timothy in Xenogears who is redundant in Xenogears. This trustworthy source had provided us with information in the past, but these documents were hard to believe. But, that was our very best. As a result, we were able to confirm it! This's the way! *** AndrewV has quit IRC (Ping timeout) Nice going, Ell. You drove him off with the Daravonese. "GIA: FireMyst hates us, Desmond Gaban thinks we're wrong, so we must be doing something right." I need to stop the solar system from revoloving for about two hours tomorrow. no big deal n/p * AndrewK brb -- slowing down the solar system for Lefty The first (and spooniest) SNES Final Fantasy, fondly recalled. er maybe I should use remembered so they don't think Square wants their copies back "Faulty seatbelts on all US Final Fantasy IIs has lead Square to recall 200,000 copies of the popular RPG." For the moment I do have a car down at school this year, although it is Schrodinger's Car and I never know whether it is running or dead until I open the hood. Hey, he didn't say "tidbit" or "goodie" anywhere in here I feel cheated :( Maybe they finally caught on after they noticed they were starting to chew on jewel cases. What's the name for a female goat? "honey" oh wait you don't mean my personal pet name n/m *** Kupan changes topic to ' sex sex sex?' ... ? sex! GIA: the REAL rumble pack... "RPGamer: When news breaks, we're playing Pokemon >:D" For comparison's sake, in gayness ranking, SSSC is Stone Cold Steve Austin, compared to EB's Mark Linn-Baker, the curly-haired guy from Perfect Strangers. lol Seb ... Cousin Larry and Balki Bartokomos "Now we are so happy, we do the Lunar: EB Dance of Joy!" I'm afraid of getting my teeth pulled tomorrow ;_; don't worry you'll resist tho, and the doctor will say it wa slike pulling teeth out of his ass. because he has assteeth in his ass I LOVE MY INTERNET CONNECTION * Fritz counts the 6 weeks remaining until he gets a cable modem ;) I LOVE YOU, FRITZ! Err, um... * Kupan narrows his eyes and goes back to his story. * Kupan tests the PowerBoko. Wark wark! * Lefty goes insane * Ellcrys goes sane * AndrewK goes handsomer than ever You know you're in deepshit with the MS Boyz when you wake up with a Fatal Exception Error in bed with you their Illegal Operations enforcers were nasty They went all Out of Memory on Ed's ass I had to shut down some apps, if ya know what I mean. I won't be happy until the disease that is DQ is rid of this earth ahem I won't be happy until the earth is rid of the disease that is DQ good DA tonite thanks oh, wait, I didn't write it so. MISS ME? :> uh.. caps lock is placed funny.. lol Kup, you're drunk I am not. I'm very proud of the fact that I'm typing prpoerly. ARGH> PROPERLY. I'll get these two movies up I'll do the HTML And I'll form the head! what kind of humor is the type that involves people getting hurt? what do you call that? sadistic? evil? America's Funniest Home Videos? * AndrewK doots and prepares a controversial letters I'm probably going to personally piss you off with this one, Fritz ;) is this an anti-Chu Chu letter? I really want to write a preview of the Pokébeetle and actually add coverage in /cars/pokeb he wants FF8 Disc 3 I guess I'll just pull it out of my magic bag and when I say my magic bag, I mean my ass that's a nice euphamism * Fritz tried to play Zell's mom but I couldn't * Fat_Chocobo posts "Ward is Cid" on 50 newsgroups. He's the son of Cid and Shera, because as we all know, they obviously got married hahaha that's right Cid's girlfriend was named She-ra Princess of Power! Okay! So Ward is Cid, and Cid is He-Man, Master of the Universe! THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY FOREST OWLS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO FIGHT THE PRESIDENT? I can't fucking wait to not watch The Magical Legend of the Leprachauns I told my mom I wanted to be a fireman when I was 3. She asked me why. I said "Because they get to start fires." i'd join a lucky dan fanclub me too that ..thing.. is cool! I like his backstory oh wait that's the punisher Thank goodness for the Louisiana Purchase or all those RPGs wouldn't fit! * Fat_Chocobo goes to let Final Fantasy VIII and Thousand Arms graze in his wide open back yard "Seaman is ... particularly popular among girls."--Tetsuya Mizuguchi Balnab! Attack! okay so what would people do if I gave CC straight 10s GRRRR! * Balnab attacks AV okay, Balnab would attack me *** Fritz is now known as Fritz[SmarmMode] Super Dimensional Neon Ultra Flash Dimension Delta Heaven Starlight Omen Mega Ethereal Deluxe Cross Champion SMARMINESS! *** Fritz[SmarmMode] is now known as Fritz I have an AV switchbox, a VHF switchbox and a composite/S-video to VGA box * Fritz uses his AV switchbox to turn off AV's fro * AndrewV kurses all kanadians eh-ing like lokusts akross the north amerikan continent -- they diskust me I haven't seen ffonline.com lately neither have I I hit the reload key last week * Nich should see it in another couple days that's your standard basketball lingo so tell me about these guys who are "great inside" that you've "going all the way" with well they're big and tall and pretty strong I bet the TR5 ads say something like "These are tits." besides which, like I said, using real names is a sign of proffesionalism. I'm not really here to be proffesional. (or to be a good speller) "Start your own business within 72 hours" "selling lemonade" yay I eat Tron BOnne +b A successful path begins with math! :( no it doesn't that's a lie conceived by society math will just lead to chaos and sadness and the eventual heat-death of the universe * Fritz wishes he could draw so he could alleviate the shocking lack of Chu-Chu fan art or lack of shocking Chu-Chu art Man, it takes you a while to "copy / paste" AV. ;) I um forgot how AV weak how about "It didn't take me long to "copy / paste" your mom last night! She said I was like a macro." * Jeremy can see it now, in FF9.. My hunger cannot be appeased.... ..BROTHER!!! I started playing Grandia today. And? I'll give it credit for one thing -- I've never before physically tried to climb into my TV screen so I could kick the ass of a game's protagonist. but Grandia made it happen. php running the entire site? o_O, but whatever floats it Will php write stories for us? No, but it'll deliver your groceries. will it give me a bj Yes, but it looks like a man. but it's not ACTUALLY a man, is it? alex is like sex without the wet spot alex is like sex, but with an "al" instead of an "s" * Kelvena would also add the games to the blue table on the right... I just did! It's now a mighty big blue box it's like Babe the Blue Box "Most romances can be described in one word. Usually that word ends up being two names crammed together like a car hitting a tree, sadly minus the fiery explosion and disintegrated driver that follows." - Jerm, from the fanfiction.net FF8 forum, on the rampant lame fics in said section Is anything emergency going down, or can I go take a much needed shower? go ahead The GIA - News before hygiene! basically And food usually hehe KOS-MOS is running a "simulated personality OS" I know people like that * Fujin just got back from Atlantis ... the movie, I mean not the ancient underground city Oh my! RPGamer has "Golden Sun Tidbits"! * Mullenkamp pours some milk on them... mmm... part of this nutritious breakfast yay, I managed to edit the XG ending progress is made! now I need to do the in-game movies... what, did you make Chu-Chu save Fei and kill Elly? okay server is back up, without the data Alcan you rock where did the data go I was hungry * Nich enters the Doots of Perception * Alex has papers and testes nipping at his ass before Thanksgiving break ... TESTS I call index like a cheap Bangkok whore I wasn't aware that cheap Bangkok whores were interested in our index you'd be surprised! brb cocoa pebbles * Zell hugs Alex, only to stab him to death * Zell looks mournfully out over the channel Ray... what did you get? * Alex got cocoa pebOH MY GOD *** Nich has joined #gia morning fjdks ? thank you for not pretending that waking up at 5 a.m. could be a "good" morning just, a morning * Roric likes all the fire pokémon Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Growlithe, Arcanine, Ponyta, Rapidash, Moltres, Magmar Well, I don't like Pokémon, but fire roxxors. * Graeystone jumps in and out of various peoples' underwear like a dolphin through rings at Sea World. Uh... bots are annoying. :P Was it annoying? I will show you how! *** Flagg is now known as King_Fagg *** King_Fagg is now known as King_Flagg *** Eiffel-_-65 (memyselfi@ppp102.intplsrv.net) has joined #fret Hey omg *** Eiffel-_-65 (memyselfi@ppp102.intplsrv.net) has left #fret You have ILLEGALLY INSERTED the object CAMERA into the piece of clothing PAIR OF PANTS. FUSHURURURURU!!!!!!!!!! I-WILL-CALL-YOUR-HOME-OR-PLACE-OF-BUSINESS!!!!!! FUSHURURURURU!!!!!!! Ich bin ein Berlinermon! * Onsen hotwires Kaioh-sama's car and makes a break for it Hey..that tree looks familiar. So does that house.. * Onsen drives past again Odd. * Onsen wants to register www.gardenmastern.org FUSHURURURURU! SIGN-MY-GUESTBOOK! FUSHURURURURU! Which system does it be on foo'? That was a weird mix of Illianer and Mr. T. Caph, the final boss is the Taco bell dog. Yo Quiero World Domination! Netskape stands on the very brink of that elusive email kompression. Night Night Steev. *** Steve has quit IRC (Kurse you, Netskape!!) * Agent-O repeats the process untill his ears begin to smoke It calms my nerves. It makes me look cool. Shut the hell up. * Chu-Chu is a member of the Yachuza we're the Chu-Chu mafia ^^;;;; They say that haikus Are not influenced by booze But indeed they are. ... Because they are far Worse than limericks, dude. * Kappa stares at pics of the VIVI plushie * Kappa WANTS THE SEXY DWARVE. ;_; Why do they call them "dollars?" Why not call them Dollada...or Canadollar We don't have fireworks in Canada, so we just all throw colored snowballs in the air at the same time. * MdrcSleep needs to start speaking enclish again Pisces, play C:\Nge\Angel Attack 3.mp3 * Pisces runs around the room naked * BigBadW4lf laughs this is the happiest place on earth :p It is? *** MarvinBot (right@Hearst-136.nt.net) has joined #fret *sigh* I'm so depressed... Does anyone scream Onsen's name at night or is that just me? Shorts. The final frontier. To explore strange new legs... to seek out new thighs and new civilizations... to boldly go where no pants have gone before.. there were these two other songs that came out about the same time with the words "the world is a [fill in the blank]" so we were like "Wait, now I'm confused... is the world a fist, a vampire, or a sick machine?" It's a boxing cyborg vampire with syphillis. I wish AIBOs were anatomically correct :( dolphins actually do have sex for fun (with each other) i'mma American-raised Scot :) or so I say :p my ancestors are from there. My ancestors are Irish, so my hair used to be made out of beer. I need to download The Pervert... I'm right here, Onsen :> <`Reeve> "Gilligan, I've created a movie reel with gay porn... out of coconuts!" "How did you make that out of coconuts?" "I make EVERYTHING out of coconuts!" except a boat Dammit...I hate anime. Are you willing to sleep with cool dudes, Selphie? Well, Irvy-poo is, but not me... ;) The Digimon song is worse than my poetry. :) *Wufei sees an ant on the ground* "I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT YOU, YOU COWARD!!!" Can I shoot him, sir? Anything, as long as you get him to shut up. TREIZE, DO YOU HAVE PIE ON THIS VESSEL? *sighs* *cocks her gun* Oh yes, the spirits. They've always had it in for me. >:( * Rob_S looks around the room suspiciously *** Rob_S has quit IRC (No route to host) Somebody tell me why I'm so attracted to Onsen Because he is the forbidden fruit. Yoor amking me carsy! And I mean fruit in every possible way. I never had mono before, don't spoil the symptoms for me! b4 b4 b4 b4 b4, b4 b4 b4 b4 b4, th4 j0y 0f h4xX0r!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Do you want Irvine's hot cowboy ass, Selphie? Well, Irvy-poo does, but not me... ;) I'm gonna go pull my eyes out. Contacts, I mean. Blah...stupid brain. !attack being single * Gadget-II euthanizes being single with Joe's cock !attack the Baha Men * Gadget-II beats, stabs, murders, burns, poisons and generally hurts the Baha Men with a gun, then asks them "Are you on dope." *basking in afterglow* What are you thinking about? BARREL barrel BARREL barrel BARREL barrel BARREL barrel BARREL barrel. * {_|`]^\ wonders if Harvest Moon could beat up Sailor Moon ;P o/` Fap, the magic logo-humping dragon, lived by the sea, and when Tidwell came, and... *cough* * Lakupo whistles innocently that gives new meaning to "frolicked in the autumn... myst" I hate too sound spammy but... Everyone go here: fuck you google i don't care about iguana proteins A WINNER IS QU HALF-CANADIAN.... HALF-HUMAN... *JOEL* IS *JOEL* IN *THE ADVENTURES OF JOEL* o/` God in the morning, God in the evening, God at suppertime, when God is on a bagel, you can have Go-od anytime! o/` ...........................If God can fit on a bagel, then I'm suddenly really disenfranchised with religion as a whole. :P well, if angels can dance on the head of a pin, I bet God could do a pretty mean polka on a bagel. Just look at his sculpture of David. He's flaming. I thought Michaelangelo did that No, Donatello's was gayer. They both did David. That came out so wrong. SO KISS MY PANTIES So soft and warm, and the material is slightly fuzzy.. O_o And a little stretchy.. ... <`Reeve> Does it burn when you pee? It burns when I do anything... <`Reeve> My water broke! We have to get you to the hospital, honey! No no, my water broke. That's it. Now mop up our daughter You people all have good music suck in your brain... and what do I have stuck in _my_ brain? Teeth! "Britney Spears, your plastic pal that's fun to be with! Brought to you by Sirius Cybernetics Corp. Share and enjoy!" I wanna have leprosy! It looks -so cool-! Detachable fingerz, d00d! r0xx0rz! I am an Ass PLUS. *** Ass was kicked by Algus-FF7 (Ass-Kicking! (A new sport?)) my local paper is infamous for unintentionally bad headlines... "Nader does Letterman" "Clinton denies sexual misconduct" under a picture of him hugging his dog * Mullenkamp realizes she should add a caption to the fourth panel of her doujinshi "Who's that apocalyptic prophet!?" "It's Doduo!" He burned down my hometown, killed Aeris, and is now tring to destroy the planet. I'll never forgive....the Hamburgler. !yaoi Quina x Fritz Mmmmm, tasty Why am I still wearing a dress? Why are you wearing a dress in the first place? So I could trick Iori into raping me. Duuuh. TRANSFORMER HENTAI Five of them have an orgy to form a larger transformer Look at the positions they get into! "And I'll give the Head!" !ayb ALL YOUR PIKACHU ARE BELONG TO FIREMYST!!! ZNES SUCKS BIG DICK SNES9X SUCKS BIGGER COCK SNES9X is kewl :P ...not content with system wars, the channel degrades to emulator wars. o/~ Aaaaaanchors away, my boy, Aaaaaaaaaanchors awayyyyyy! o/~ * o0_Max_Power_0o pulls a lever and a huge anchor falls out of the sky and lands on the person next to Max. *** Prof|AFK has quit IRC (Ping timeout) it's late let's have sex Arf arf! ..the hell? It was spirit week this week at my school. Oh, god. ugh, spirit week I hate those spirit things. Bunch of sadies parading around in cheerleading outfits... ...you know, that would be so much more fun in Lea Monde. Because there would be actual SPIRITS. ahh... another pointless visit...... goodnight *** Lep58 has quit IRC I like Lep's honesty. I like his tight ass. Then by the power vested in me by the state of Espernet, YUO = MARIRED Fuck, I love the Cookie Monster! o_O .....what? Like seriously....I _LOVE_ the Cookie Monster. *** Bill is now known as Bill|DomesticViolence researching, not participating in Andrea cosplaying as Sydney finds a Hardin cosplayer at a convention... and she goes "Let's go get a room!" and the Hardin-cosplayer goes "I was looking for a Callo" and Andrea shoots back "You doubt me Hardin? You doubt my power?" In Hardin's pants, no one can hear you scream... RPGamer main page quote: "Ever wanted to work for your favorite RPG site?" ^--- yes, I have, but the GIA ignores me. F I T H O S L U S E K W E K O S K O C K So you're from Europe? How is it this time of year? A dark, festering wasteland, overrun by werewolves, monsters, and the undead. The Dark is thirsty. It has drank. Drank cool, frosty milk. It does a body good. The Darkness Drinks Milk. Why not you? wai! uncle fucker! :D Ah yes, Gerbster, the gerbil sharing serv--- ::stops himself:: UEMATSU x AMANO UEMANO THIS ROOM IS A SPOLIER BECAUSE IF I COME IN HERE WITH THE PRECONCIVED NOTION THAT THIS ROOM IS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND I SEE YOUR NAMES I WILL ASSUME YOUR NAMES ARE REFERNCES TO THE NAMES OF CHARACTERS IN VIDEO GAMES (BASED ON THE FACT THAT THIS ROOM IS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES) KNOWING NAMES OF CHARACTERS IN A VIDEO GAME BEFORE (OR AFTER) PLAYING THE GAME RUINS THE EXPERIENCE FOR ME I HATE YOU ALL I AM GAY AND I AM LEAVING THIS MESSEGE did the enemy by any chance have a red dragon on their banners? With blueberry syrup...lots...of blueberry syrup..... *** kelvena has quit IRC ( "You steal men's grooves, and make them your slaves!" "Perhaps the same may be said of all funky beats!" -- from Samba de Dracula) *** Alex_Scott has quit IRC (Your boogies are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a funk machine such as you.) Cast in the name of Chanserv, ye not registered. I believe our founding fathers wanted us to be free to smoke pot and to not have to pay income taxes Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clowns! "Luke, I am your father *squirt* *honk* *honk" I wonder how much Denise Richards would need to drink before considering coming over to my place. Just a scientific though. About a keg more than what would kill her. ...I got to be the A&W Root Bear on Sunday! :D It kicked arse. I hugged many little children. Some kids were scared. Gee, I wonder why? It's a GIGANTIC BEAR! And Ren's inside of it! Haiku for a Dead Room Once so fair twas #fret, Then came nothing into it, Netsplit netsplit fack. MegaHAL: MüLLENKAMP IS A FUN SPORT WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS Wesley Willis song #2 revised: You can really set up us the bomb! You really turn screens on! Gentleman want to know how you are! You can really move a zig! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MY ASS! Isn't this the first time I've seen you? actually ive been in here with you a couple of times, i was just to shy to talk to you I wish more people would be too shy to talk to me. ok, who here thinks that Eric Clapton's version of Knockin' on Heaven's Doot sucks? er... door *** RydiaMist has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) I always eat breakfast, unlike most of my peers... Speaking of peers. uke is the guy on the bottom, the submissive It felt good, even if it did end up getting me in trouble with the National Guard ;) Lulu's Theme > j00 -'s Theme +'s ass What's a kwehgasm, Selphie? it's green so wait mullenkamp is a girl and caph is a guy? yes. what the hell!? welcome to #fret Gau! * T_Phoenix looks for more cutesy stuff, but finds rather disgusting pics of Cloud and Barret instead. CLoud x Barret? or just Cloud and Barret? Ooooh. Nifty. Arc The Lad, I mean. Not Cloud x Barrett * Selphie anally rapes LagunaBot with DILDO ^-^ * LagunaBot blushes a little. Heh... isn't she cute? :) *** Pokeytax has quit IRC ("Who's the white archpriest sidekick who likes Sydney's prosthetic..." okay, maybe I should have gone to bed before I even got here. >_<) * Syd eats a cinnamon and brown sugar pop tar. *tart * Kouban eats a cinnamon and brown sugar pop star trio: Destiny's Child Ashley: The reinforcements? They're in my pants. Spoony: They'd fall out the back. Hey Fritz? Thou clouted, bat-fowling canker-blossom! Thou impertinent, folly-fallen varlet! uh oops Ahhh, #fret... it's when the conversation is poised on the brink of becoming hardcore porn like this that it's the best. ICE FISHING LOL HOCKEY EH EH ESKIMO EH FF7's theme should have been sex, rather than life Its theme should have been BIG HOOTERS wasn't it? no, I like the sound of small children laughing at the end and don't want to see it replaced by other sounds it should have been a RE haiku contest Raccoon City spring / the master of unlocking / runs into the wall * Dark_Eternal looks for MrGoodbar seen MrGoodBar Dark_Eternal, MrGoodBar is right here! o/` We can hump if we want to, we can hump our friend's behind o/` <{_|`]^\> drugs, chicks, and computers. that's what I'm all about :D Necromancey in Georgia :O yeah... once a week, from 3 to 9. LOOK! HARDIN AND SYDNEY ARE ENGAGING IN ACTIONS THAT ARE STILL TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL IN THE STATE OF GEORGIA! ...Say, do you guys like scavenger hunts? No. But people look for hentai and claim it's a scavenger hunt. * Dark_Eternal looks for hentai in the rainforest * Alephayin looks for hentai in the lightning. * Danny looks for hentai in your local grocer's freezer * Professor gets on the PA: Dairy/Frozen Department, please call back on extension 238 for customer assistance. Need a price check on Mrs. Butterwang's Frozen Hentai Six-Pack. LETS POSITIVE FAPPING This channel of insanity will forgive your typos, my son... Basically, Chu-Chu + Drugs = Wonderous Mambo God if crack could be on crack, and then you smoked the inebriated cocaine, that would be that file "SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: In laboratory animals, drinking excess amounts of Andrea has resulted in paranoia (or #fretting), obsessive behavior (when in contact with something called "Sydney"), and random dancing (The Mullenkamp Syndrome). We advise using Andrea only in conjunction with vitamin DDR. We are not responsible if you are set +b from existence and kicked (Reason: Overdose) by Tom. * Quistis woke up at 4 pm ;_; i felt so guilty one time some people stitched me out of square patches of cloth i felt so quilty :( * Alex revels in new PSO GCN info I heard PSO GCN won't have online features, and also, it's cancelled completely I heard it eats babies that's the expansion Tag! You're it! Owwwwwww! I'm bleeding! NOOOOOOOW, Listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed he was a poor mountaineer barely kept his fmily fed one day Jed was shooting at some food when up from the OH SHIT I'M ON FIRE SOMEONE PUT ME OUT Her sex tower is bigger than my tower. :-/ song for the dumped helps everybody realize an epiphany of various proportions determined by certain correlative factors to a particular select person that is involved in the choosing of the circumstances that must exist from the current situation * Onsen starts singing. "I AM IMMORTAL! I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF GEEKS! I HAVE NO RIVAL! NO NERD CAN BE MY EQUAL!" ....hee, I got emailed in Engrish. "Hi Andrea! You're bunny is best! How you can be create this small funny icon? What programs you use?" * {_|`]^\ recommends that you respond thusly: "I the use a shop of Photo." WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING Dr. WILY'S SEXUAL ORIENTATION! * George Lucas eats a baby and runs off I WILL START A CLUB CALLED THE GAY AND LESBIAN AND HOMOSEXUAL AND LESBIAN AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY CLUB IT WILL BE CALLED THE GALAHALALAGAHAGALAGAGAHAGALAG CLUB joel is my sunshine, my only sunshine he makes me happy when guys are ga~y ACTIVATE MUSTACHE STAB PERRON SELL OATMEAL "i made a custom esper.net t-shirt, but it keeps falling apart.. i'll sew it back together, but all the time, sleeves falling off, the collar coming loose, no two parts will hold together for long" That's a nice bag you have there, T_P Thanks. I want to reach into TP ... + 's bag XG Spoiler: IN HEAVEN, YOU HAVE NO WANG! I shoulda grown one for the Avs. EXCUSE ME, I DON'T RAPE METROIDS. I hate Rammstein. And Metroids wtf *** imaginarinsomnia has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) THE DISCONNECTION IS COMING FROM WITHIN THE HOUSE BUT WHY IS EVERYONE FRETTING?!?!?! Truly, #frettage is in the eye of the beholder... And that eye is being sexx0red. he posed for a 404 error? 404 errors are XXX SEXY! Mmmm..that's it baby....deny me. 404, U R the one 4 ME!! * QuinaEatWorld prefers the 403 Forbidden Error I guess you always want what you can't have User: Sydney x Hardin MegaHAL: DEAR GOD MY PANTS ARE GETTING TIGHT Did anyone see the new Ep 2 preview? DM: The Yorda one? -r Yorda :D "ICO! Save me, you must! Hrrmmm!" * Viktor pictures Ico leading Yoda around... bwahahaa ...now I have to draw that ..or Yorda with a light saber ;_; Actually, Yorda would be more like: "#*%^, *$#@ @#%^." And you CAN get a light saber in the PAL ICO version ,you know. They just said "douche" on TV. HUMANS HUMANS KILL CRUSH MAIM DESTROYKILLLLL~ * xeria pimps fists * xeria PUMPS fists xer: ... * Viktor falls over laughing Poke: heheh WTF LOL OMG HAND. "There's no milk," John pouted. "That fucking cunt licking Keith Richards drank all my fucking milk." LOL@NAMEDROPPING I don't think John swore that much. Unless this fic took place during his Primal Scream days "You know, I actually wrote 'How Do You Sleep' about Keith stealing my milk." What are you trying to major in? Yeah. Like wings, physical control over energy, superhuman strength, etc * Pokey-hime is content to wait on love since love seems to be made entirely of sharp knives which occasionally arrange themselves in attractive patterns but more often OH GOD THE STABBING ALSO SHRAPNEL HRURGRGRHL no Hardon tonight? HARDIN I still want to know why uoi'en graboomung tpit vtpyvj on thst pojeo !!attack Edgar, for sleeping * Drakara eats Edgar, for sleeping with an Xbox If that wasn't a love bite, cut it out. i was thinking about the "expansion theory" thing you told me about uh huh... and i think Dar's next album should be called "Dar Williams: Master of the Universe" and be a 2-disc concept album in which Dar, Lucy, and Richard receive occult powers from Nyarlathotep, form a superhero team called Dartron 3030, and travel 1,000 years to the future to protect Martian colonists from vampire soldiers created by the genetic engineering of a neofascist dystopian Earth regime ...Anyone care to proofread for me? bikke in a sec sure Seen the first chapter? Bikke, I don't remember seeing the. * Bikke whacks Lucia in the head with SHIP * Lakupo wants to write N Sync fanfiction where it's revealed that all the bandmembers actually knew each other at an orphanage by the ocean before they were brought together to make music, but they forgot! Cubits? YAY FOR CUBITS CUBITS, MEASUREMENTS FOR EVERYONE! im gonna want this croissant tomorrow your crickets i thought i'd written i;m gonnawant this cricket tomorrow! plz dnt eat muh crkcket pls 2 eet mah creekit. kthx LOOOLOLOLLL ^___^;; * Mullenkamp cracks up for some reason *** braindrain is now known as bd\ZzZz *** dale^ is now known as dale^ZzZzZ uNF uNF uNF ike so H0tt etc etc. * Ashfield SMASH RUN AWAY INTO SUNSET FOREVER LOST IN TEH WILDARNASS I doubt he'd comprehend sex. See that thing down there? Put it right here. Where? You know how you try to ram your weapon into a monster's skull? Same basic concept, only without the killing. Ooooooh. So I should get my sword? ... okay, let me explain differently. "Do to me what you were doing to Sir Auron's leg." Ha. Hee! Raw bull! Raw bull ate Dee! * Viktor glances back and sees * IncompetentPoliceOfficer kills himself off * Viktor blinks ....ooookay! Andrea, out of everything said in #fret you pick that to weird you out? * Melchizedek creates #fretcoders, the spin-off for people that can speak in 1337 and XHTML at the same time /\\y (0d3 101 I love ff.net. Are you being sarcastic? I'm not sure ;_; threesome! ...with who? I've got beer, Vik. You wouldn't understand, Chim! No one understands me but particularly angsty musicians! *sob* Now you have to go console her. * Pokeytax needs to play Rhapsody already NOT THAT KIND OF CONSOLING I am a master of the martial art known only as... Drunken Baby! in my fanfic retelling of the Bible Jesus will cry because one of the Three Kings spread the random rule to the holy land from the orient getting insulted by ed is like a pot calling a kettle black in a kettle factory in the town of Kettleton * Pokeytax cuts off his fingers and replaces them with Sydney's that will hopefully type but now you'll have to be very careful when you pick your nose or go to the bathroom :( on the plus side, I'll always win at Mercy *** lea has quit IRC (Quit: Magical Glitter Pirate Pretty Makeup Change!) "The last Metroid is in captivity." That's good to know, Ten. I was watching the drama on CNN... Kaitlin tastes bad ... Wait I meant beer WHAT THE HELL "Yeah, I have a lot of kids. 404 doesn't live here anymore, but I can give you this address that might tell you where you could find him. 302 is in charge of setting up detours for the highway department. 500 is internally conflicted. (We don't think he compiled correctly at birth.) 400 is out of control... can't handle him. AND YOU CAN'T TALK TO 403, GOD DAMN IT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! Agnus dei... qui tollis peccata mundi... misirere nobis... OMG PROF IS SUMMONING THE DEBIL btw, Rah, do you have any priorities? I mean, what do you want for g/u I can work on various things, what would you most like? leora: a million dollars, a pony, and a blowjob? :) hmmm I'll work on it !haiku Jay and Silent Bob / Follow the Yellow Brick Road! / Whoa, a +5 sword! !haiku fondled by the rains / I fought Buddha at Wendy's / The Dark is Hungry !haiku those who crave the Dark... / Teh grammer is for loser / FUSHURUSHURU (Wing zero gets a close up,as it prepares to display its ultimate position as the episode’s name is shown.) [Dum..dum..dun..dun..dum..dum..dadada..daaaaaaaaa!!// ‘‘The Wheel Of Fortune.’’// o-o * Typhus is frightened what's even scarier is this was the top result for "mr. clean yaoi" on google ...what's even scarier is that I did a search for "mr. clean yaoi" on google. !aurikku * SirAuron does a poor cosplay of Rikku and clears his throat while smothering her with dickdickdickdickdick. And a spoon to eat it with. ... -_- !auron ROFL Every story must have an ending. * SirAuron is carted away by the police. WEEEE WANT ONSEN~ ~TO STRIP DOWN~ ...We do? ...~TO REVEAL AN ATTRACTIVE 14-YEAR OLD GIRL~ ....WEEEE WANT ONSEN~ Am I the good one or the one that wants to kill all of #fret as sacrifices for his dark demon god in exchange to plunge this world under eternal dark reign? More at 10! * lea_notwriting wants to see a movie starting Jason Lee, Jennifer Jason Lee, and Jason Scott Lee "Lee, Lee, and Lee in: DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE, IT MIGHT BE TOM GREEN" Clara's in a bad mood~ Am not. You always bring out the worst in me. You bring out the wurst in me *badoom* does that make you a brat? :P * Viktor gets tomatoes thrown at her Clara looks like the mother I always wanted to have sex with oh God I wish I could delete * Lakupo wonders if listening to Guitar Vader is like his equivalent to listening to Bob Dylan... 'course, I can actually UNDERSTAND Bob Dylan... the answer, my friend, is SUPER BROTHER grah wina,p not wirkfibng okrin working GRABOOMUNG OK, Tidus Blitzwater, Yuna LockHeartilly, Auron Necrohump, Rikku Jailbait, Lulu Tumenibeltz, Wakka Tabaccy and Kimarhi Bluewang are the official FFX full names "Delays are temporary, mirthy is forever." - Victor Ireland "What? Guiness? :9" - Viktor in Ireland Reminds me of the Digimon fic I saw awhile back... summary: "TK and cody are vampires!" THAT IS LIKE THE FIC THAT HASN'T BEEN WRITTEN YET WHERE LEE AND KAZUYA ARE VAMPIRES, AND ALUCARD HAS TO SHIELD THE MARYSUE SLAYER FROM KAZUYA BECAUSE KAZUYA IS A NEW POWERFUL BREED OF VAMPIRE. THEN LESTAT DOESN'T APPEAR. !vsme lea_notwriting x Dao Oh my God....that thing is HUGE! !vsme lea_notwriting x Ifrit It's their fist time, don't flame them. :> *** Viktor|WearingAShirt is now known as Viktor|inhaling *** Viktor|inhaling is now known as Viktor|exhaling *** Viktor|exhaling is now known as Viktor|inhaling *** Viktor|inhaling is now known as Viktor|exhaling * Dark_Eternal goes into a comma so Xenosaga comes out faster * Kaitlin goes into an apostrophe * Viktor hides in a semi-colon :O * Miang goes into an exclamation mark er.. coma? :/ * Clara goes into an lol * Elmina carves the silhouette of a naked chick into Pokey's flesh, adds candle * Dark_Eternal wonders what scrabble word in existence has the highest possible points oxyphenbutazone oxyphe - Chim got it I like places where no questions are rhetorical. Clara you have to have pretty high stats to defeat Sin by humping it "My cereal doesn't talk to me, but makes verbose and obscure references to me in his LJ, and seems to think that I'm not aware who he's talking about." If my relationships were a video game, Level 1 would be "Friends", Level 3 would be "Lovers", and Level 2 would be the one where the big octopus keeps killing me. my god i want alton s kitchen dfskj seriously missed the quote * GranGremio controls the power of the daaaark! And uses it to cook stew. ^_^x this marlboro is one of the most dangerous creatures on the esthar continent It's also one of the most delicious creatures in my pants. here is my ecco fanfic it is always nazi time third reich open 24 hours ^_______^ plz try sieg heil slurpee KANEDAAAAA TETSUOOOOOO COWABUNGAAAAA WTF HEY LEO SUUUUUUP DAMN YOU, VAGRANT STORY! * Mullenkamp considers booting Clara * B considers having sex with Hardin * Professor considers denying knowing both of you. * {_|`]^\ considers pr0n iZ |_33t d00d ...one you is going to kick me now. dup lix syo kuz sup liz Well, hearing is one thing. Experiencing is another. georg, if i could experience lesbian sex there's no good way to end that train of thought but you get the idea I want more Yoda. uhh Yorda. * Mullenkamp wants Yoda vs. Yorda Yorda x Yoda x Yorda x Yoda x Phantom Menace x Shadow Monsters ^$*^@#%^* Incomprehensible you are. Hrmmmm! You don't name your sword after just some chick. it's a warrior village tradition~ Said tradition being naming the sword after the most important thing in your life! * Georg_Prime imagines some things people would name theirs after.. *drunk* from now, I'm gonna call youse "beer," k? ... Beer+! i got kicked in the balls one time and i was like "that turned me on" and it made the crotch area of my pants extend a bit then the girl who kicked me asked "what's that" and i told her "my car" * Pokeytax writes phoenix x Fang pr0n titled "Fawkes and the Hound" !auron It's been ten years... * SirAuron prances around buck-naked. O_O :D haha That one's great Ten years s a long time to wait for something like that. Now see, Borus and Percival could not be nazis, because they didn't try to kill Caesar. that just excludes them from being brutes * SchtolteheimReinbachIII leaves Pokey with this thought: "I see your schtolteheim is as big as mine." hey, thanks for the tip re: chris' team good scene :) although i couldn't help but think you have my sword! and my bow! and my AXE! I know now, that Kingdom Hearts is yaoi! Ugh.... Riku x Mickey... why!?! *dies* !suikme Viktor x Neclord Even in death, you aren't safe from me! ..................... okay, that was just WRONG. The edges of the shadows darken, the light slowly dimming as the camera fades to black. Suddenly the room is filled with white as the film catches fire! Oh no! The scent of melted film fills the theatre as disgusted patrons demand their money back! Say goodnight I. Goodnight. I. !gbyaoi Ban x Subaru 360 ~Life is a lemon and I want my money back~ there's this commercial I saw recently that cracked me up it was for macaroni and cheese and contained the phrase, in reference to this macaroni and cheese, "keepin' it real" Cause, you know, most mac and cheese is such a bunch of posers. !compare edgar working edgar = working @_@ !compare Edgar Bot Edgar > Bot hahahah !compare edgar megahal edgar x megahal ...My keyboard is full of CATHAIR. My God, my keyboard is full of STARS if God did not want fairies in bottles he would not have made them so delicious WHY DOES IEXPLORE TAKE 5 MINUTES TO LOAD ARGH BECAUSE IT IS FRESHING UP AND GETTING ALL PRETTY JUST FOR YOU. Bunnies should get carrots shaped like humans for Easter agh shania twain dvd Damn, I read that as Shania Twain died and I was like "WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" ...I did the exact same thing. Damn, it's actually cold in here :( it is getting cold in here so go and put on all your clothes i am getting so cold im gonna put my clothes on that would probably be a sexy song to eskimos #Fret: Anal Is Our Middle Name What would be our last name? * Typhus ponders #fret's last name hmm Reinbach. Deschaine! jebediah :D (III) * Typhus changes topic to 'Welcome to #Fret Anal Reinbach, Esquire * watari is now known as sheik AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ...that username is "sheik", not "shriek", dude. * Pokeytax follows topic link what the hell the gay mugged Ginji and Ban for lunch money again, didn't it !vs Ashley Ashley x Guildenstern Show me your "soul", Riskbreaker. X_x; p..please no more slashing vegetables with people ._. Not people, Wen. Dragons. Apparently, Uematsu is having a small concert to be followed by, and I quote, a "thanking/apologizing meat festival." * Viktor wonders how many times jokes have been made in here involving "Bikkake" * Bikke Bikkake's all over Flik to see if Viktor gets jealous I dunno, would that just be like... sending really wussy pirates after someone? ...Or would the pirates be... er, no, I won't go there. Psygull - Bah, I've been soldering onto surface mount resistors since I was in diapers! mod chips aren't hard to install... for engineers braska - Oh please, I've been soldering since I was 11 years old You were in diapers at 11? * Pokeytax continues FFT aka Sims For Boys * Lakupo finds an eBay auction that says "Click Here to see all of the videogames at DICKSPAWN!" I'm sorry, but I can't read that any other way -_- god bad images of penis dressed as spawn augh They MEAN "Dick's Pawn" but ya know. dickspawn = all forms of life higher than fish Hime? That's Japanese, right? yes *** Kisai_Deschaine is now known as Kisai-hime What's it mean? princess ^_^ .... *** Kisai-hime is now known as Kisai_Deschaine wtf, where the hell is my cookie Cid: you already got it, but your browser ate it :D aww * Cid clears cookies Steal MY cookie, will it I think gardening and getting opped go hand in hand. ...what? See that o on the beginning of my name? Uh-huh, yeah. If I water it and take care of it, in time it will grow into a beautiful @ Buying Trigun is like emptying your wallet into the mouth of a hippo Everyone enjoys a hippo! but man that was your wallet * Pokeytax has joined #getbackers Don't worry now, Geoff, we are discussing LoM and which characters are female therefore can use tampons so those are what the main character has in her hair I see Kisai as a not too difficult hidden bosss.... Liz, I see you as not too good of a PC. ^_~ of course - she's a mac person. La-de-da, looking for lighe OH MY FUCKING GOD TURKEY GIGANTIC TURKEY THE TURKEY IS TRYING TO EAT ME OH JESUS WHERE ARE MY CRANBERRIES NEED CRANBERRIES. So, who else is getting 0wnedified by the hurricane? * DizzyBum (davidz64@149.151.181.58) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))) It would have been funny if Diz got it from just about anything other than NickServ. why don't they all just wear signs around their necks that say "please, hate us MORE! :D" ..."Fags hate God"... watari: I'd do that If I were gay :( "God hates Kittens." "God hates the colour green" God Hates Babies "God dislikes smoke" "When I'm around you, I feel... different," Akabane said. Sakura blushed. "How so?" she asked. "I carve cursive Js in my still-breathing victims ^_____^" he said. Then they both laughed and Sakura gave him a handjob and he jizzed flower petals. * Pokeysleep totally needs bed z_z wait is this a revelation of public crush on geoff'sbed it seems like you two really need each other the insomnia would seem to indicate it is unrequited I'm kinda like raitei, if raitei just sat around being dumb all the time, and the 4 kings were much more competent and better at fanart there was this whole thing about my life and I was all "who the HELL are they talking about" before they mentioned Baywatch ...her life :o B really IS pamela anderson :O !compare b pamela anderson b x pamela anderson * SamusAran has joined #fret Hey Blue Mage~ ;adsf;da Samus Aran in Blue Mage outfit, baby Metroid in moogle suit why do you do this to me how does the metroid get in the suit How does the Metroid NOT get in the suit, is the question. Gung-ho Guns no. 9584! Uwaaa~aa, I'm the GIA.com! I DID IT!@ I opened the skittles without spilling them everywhere! congrats AGH I DROPPED THEM Why am I such a jerk? * LONER has joined #esper can su,m1 help me The help channel is #dragonweyr. You can ask there. oh ty LONER has joined #dragonweyr Right. can sum1 help me please So, what can I help you with? And of course, makeup should never be overdone. I see too many young people going around looking like Ronald McDonald. georg, sometimes when i approach a person wearing too much makeup, i go "robble robble! i am stealing your hamburgers!" and they look at me with confusion "Hogwarts is completely snowed in, and they have no way to inform the Ministry." uhhh... from what we've seen there are ten billion magical ways to contact people Clara, may I repeat for the third time that if you had read Hogwarts in Fanfic, A History you would know that snow = hot sex and/or cRaZy insanity!!!1 * Elmina looks at #fret * Ven observes Elmina looking at #fret * Emishi sees Ven observing Elmina looking at #fret * Dangrel notices Emishi sees Ven observing Elmina looking at #fret what does it say that when I went to the wine festival I took four pictures of the lamb-chop filled grill and only one of the girls we were sitting next o god, I took pictures of the bacon too, and of me eating the lamb chop bone, so that's like six meat-related pictures to one female-related pic I'm some kinda meatrosexual * PeaceTalk ...'s at Driver 3's new title -- DRIV3R? aw...really, PT? ...are you serious? According to a story at 1UP. That's almost as bad as 3xtreme. driv3r is what happens when sk8r boi gets a l1cen5e I think Emishi and Amon should express their angst as proper dorks, through White Wolf roleplaying ooooOOOOooo ~ I'm going to be a spoooky shinigami, bringer of death I will play the werewolf vampyre shade of a mediocre kansai comedian sentenced to death by stoning one thrown for each lousy joke he told he died in seconds Definition of weird: having to call a phone sex hotline for an Abuse case. However, since the time egg wasn't from a place in time, there would only be one. Meaning crono crew from the second worldline would be all, "Oh no, out of time egss!" oh no time to find the time chicken lol I think Bush invented the term "weapons of mass destruction" so he couldn't embarass himself by saying "NOOK-ya-lur" anymore. FUCK * Bob|Busy is now known as Bobquest3 How poisionous is a fire extinguisher samus is a product of her environment anymore. since M1. M2 was her basically rekindling a grudge. Kind of like our president. Caph: Except Metroids, unlike Iraq, are actually dangerous. well yes although Iraq DOES produce energy. I've NEVER seen Saddam jump ontom someone and start sucking out their life with his beard. But, yeah. Get some iron, season it properly, and nothing sticks to it. And you can use a METAL spatula that will never melt You can also use your iron pan to bake things in And club intruders in teh head Bah, you almost know my kitchen habits better than I do Dude, Batman and Robin are NOT in any way similar to Ban and Ginji. Batman is rich and crafty and wise. Ban is homeless, dorky, and, while intelligent, lacks common sense. Batman and Robin - no superpowers, except for common sense and craftiness. Ban and Ginji - omnipotent, but they got tricked by monkeys. multiple times. each. * Lakupo sees an ad for Kidz Bop 5.. "Order now and get the Kidz Bop air disc free!" I thought the CDs were already air discs :B I'd like to bag a deer someday. You want to get a deer in the sack? Antlers make me horny, baybay so.. you cant get randy unless your little sister is involved eh? * PeaceTalk kills you. You can't kill Rummy. It's a scientifically proven fact. many have tried only 3 have succeeded lb gun Gung-ho Guns no. 11098! The President Of The United States is the god! ..... no comment .... YEEHAW! ..... what a horrible god DAMN STRAIGHT! http://www.prisonpenpals.net/cn5749.html I bet he has to beat the women away with sticks what's more inviting than "Convicted Of - Homicide"? He doesn't have to. He just enjoys it. more comedic misspellings http://mysuicide.com/images/hippy/hippy0046_1.JPG I'm such a facist :( yes, I discriminate against faces Damn faces. * NatsukiAmon had a HUGE spider in the tub once. I was not amused. Conserve water! Shower with a friend! That's it, you're going back outside. -.- * Tom decides to ho "shopping" at this time. freudian slip, Tom? wilkes-barre, pennsylvania you want herpes? date here! you can get it just by DATING? YES it is transferred by ASKING PEOPLE OUT supposedly there is actually Frodo x One Ring :( that should make for interesting sex it can grow larger and smaller as it requires "Frodo... I see y.... WTF!" :| Why isn't there a recording of the FF Dear Friends concert yet? Dynamo: I heard bootleg security was megatight Typh, I would have smuggled a mic and MD recorder inside of my cavernous rectum MC, why just a mic and MD recorder when you could fit ~ dr. dre ~ dr. dre is not a bootleg recording device :( I know what you're implying, son and I don't like it YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER. And it's a good thing, too, 'cause you'd owe my mom a lot of money That game looks so awesome. * Typhus melt. Sakimoto~~~~~ Iwata~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sakimoto :O~ kaneda! tetsuo! KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Well, I applaud them for trying something different from short and squat tactics characters. * Typhus reaches for Lakupo, explodes into mass of horrifying flesh. My hair is really hot. It gets the ladiez. The rest of me, though, doesn't quite follow suit. Which makes dates awkward "Aaron, can you ask your mop if it'd like to go to the movies?" "Sure." "And can you not come?" * Alucard counted the cars that were dead on the side of the road on the way there to pass the ime. 26 cars total. And I saw a truck that was pulling a truck that was pulling a car! :O Heh! waow! And there was a bike on top of the car?! :O and the car was pulling a boat that had a pair of roller skates in it! (also there was a kite tied to it) !ffxme braska x Mika so that's how I became summoner... awesome movie title of the day: "Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise" <^> I'm interested already. ...imdb has a new links-of-the-day feature and is linking directly to Onion articles. That will confuse some people. just from knowing that, i think, we are all now considered internet whores. Sorry... ...This is #fret We've been known as internet whores for quite some time now. * Dark_Eternal whores the internet * Dark_Eternal (jesseterna@02-076.176.popsite.net) Quit (Ping timeout) ...guess he got an STD Did you know there are attack sperm? :o And a man makes more of them if he thinks his woman's been sleeping around. No joke. Creepy, eh? I heard that there are spy sperms too They infiltrate enemy testes and gather info and techie nerd sperm I heard there are mechasperms that normal sperms climb into to do battle with magisperms. * Bill ... * Ourn tosses bits of crumbled feta into Bikke's mouth * Kuroshi takes feta, imports it into Latin, and makes it masculine instead of feminine, tossing bits of crumbled fetus into Bikke's mouth .....I thought that one though too much How come there are always ninjas named Sasuke? It must be composed of the kanji for "kill people" and "gay." thought for the night: do French people pronounce Metroid "may-TWA"? ZOMG SAMUS A TUE TOUS LES METROIDS!!!!!!!1111 I never thought I'd hear you say that, Caph. Or... anyone say that.