Let me tell ya'll what it's like
Having rare pairing fics to write
It's a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to this parody.
Shamon.

I got plots running through my brain
So complex that I can't explain
All alone and my hands in pain
Update LJ so I can complain

I'm rockin' the fandoms
Just like Fritzie Fraundorf did
I'm rockin' the fandoms
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the fandoms
I upload files and get my kicks
From having losers with computers
Reading all my kinky fics

I'm pissed off cause my hands are sore
When people tell me they want chapter four
Screw it all, I'm gonna write some more
Can't stand to lose my word count score
I don't know who I'm gonna squick
With this here Sydney/Hardin fic

I'm rockin' the fandoms
Just like Technomancy did
I'm rockin' the fandoms
Except that they were talented
I'm rockin' the fandoms
I upload files and get my kicks
From having losers with computers
Reading all my kinky fics

In a haze these days
I'm clicking on statistics
For my new Suiko fanfic
I can feel that someone's blasting me
With hate and flames
Sending capslocked vibes my way
Cause my great big honkin' fanfic
Made someone's very favorite character gay
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
It never was my idea
But my plotbunny swore
I need characters that way

(Y'all don't know what it's like
Having rare pairing fics to write)
Y'all don't know what it's like
Having rare pairing fics to write
Y'all don't know what it's like
Having rare pairing fics to write
Y'all don't know what it's like
No one else writes the things I write
And no one leaves reviews and it makes me wanna say
And no one leaves reviews and it makes me wanna say
And no one leaves reviews and it makes me wanna say
[CRTL-ALT-DEL]

...
Just like Wind and Meimi did
I'm rockin' the fandoms
Except that they were talented
I'm rockin' the fandoms
I upload files and get my kicks
From having losers with computers
Reading all my kinky fics
These days...
Yeah, yeah,
I'm rockin' the fandoms...
Yeah, yeah,
I'm rockin' the fandoms...
Yeah, yeah...

(You'd better look out because I'm gonna write smut!
You'd better look out because I'm gonna write smut!)