Got a good reason
For writing them back at his house
Got a good reason
For making him sleep with his boss now
She was a gay shipper
A Mulder/Skinner fan
It took me not long to find out
And I found out

He's a big teaser
Acting like he loves his wife
He's a big teaser
Living a real double life now
She was a gay shipper
A Citan/Sigurd fan
It took me not long to find out
And I found out

Tried to please her
She reads just yaoi fics
Tried to please her
But hetero's one of her squicks now
She was a gay shipper
A diehard slasher, yeah
It took me not long to want out
And I got out

Gay shipper
Gay shipper, yeah
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