ff.net writer... (ff.net writer, ff.net writer...)

Please, browsing public, will you read my book?
It took an hour to write, will you take a look?
It's based on an anime I really like
And I need reviews, so that I can be an ff.net writer...
ff.net writer!

It's a pretty story of a pretty man
What's this "canon" thing? I don't understand!
The plot is flimsy but the guy is cute
And the grammar sucks, but I wanna be an ff.net writer...
ff.net writer!

ff.net writer (ff.net writer, ff.net writer...)

(Sca-ry fan-girls!)
It's a hundred words, give or take a few
And he screws his mom, then a Mary Sue
(Sca-ry fan-girls!)
I could make it better if I'd watched the show
But it's time for lunch - still I wanna be an ff.net writer...
ff.net writer!

(Sca-ry fan-girls!)
And if you don't like it, then that's yours to say
But I wasn't writing for you anyway
(Sca-ry fan-girls!)
My pre-teen friends think it's my best work yet
So don't send me flames, I just wanna be an ff.net writer...
ff.net writer!

ff.net writer (ff.net writer, ff.net writer...)

(ff.net writer...) ff.net writer!
(ff.net writer...) ff.net writer!
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