Rockin' the Fandoms
    To the tune of Ben Folds' "Rockin' the Suburbs", of course. I don't know, this just popped into my head while the original song was stuck in my brain. Makes references to a lot of good authors I know.

Ff.net Writer
    To the tune of the Beatles' "Paperback Writer". Inspired by reading the "Just In" section at fanfiction.net. I almost feel guilty about this. Almost. I mean, I do have an account there and all. But still.

Gay Shipper
    To the tune of the Beatles' "Day Tripper", following less than an hour after the above, I think. Well, I'd mocked everyone else, so I guess it was time to mock myself, or something. This one's for the non-yaoi-fan friends of the yaoi fans, who just don't get it. I can relate sometimes.

How the Grinch Trolled Fanfiction.net
    Not a song parody, but a poem parody. This is the fault of someone bringing up the concept of Grinch fanfiction on the above website, featuring "Mary Sue Who". ...I couldn't leave that alone, could I?