Works By Ben Mo


The Broad Way Musical about Civil War Generals

I am Robert E. Leeeeee
You will serve under mee
Lincoln ask mee to leadd
But the south is where I'll be

Becuase of my sweet state Virginia
I will lead the south
I love my sweet state Virginia
Heard the words from my mouth

(Music continues to play but Robert starts to speak)

Save in defense
Of my native state
I
Have no desire
Agian to draw my sword

(Starts to sing again)

Oh I am Robert E. Lee
Master of Stragey
I will protect my homeland
This is my plan

The Lincon Rap


Well when this all began,
I had my master plan
I didn't want salvery to spread trough out the land

But those southern,
they didn't trust me
But I am honest Aba don't you see

So I made a proclamation
about emancipation
I free all the repress in my nation

I made a little
So I made address
In was in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, US

It when a little like this

Four score and seven ago
Our forefathers came you know
On this continent, a new nation,
conceived in liberty, and a dedication
to the prosition that all men
are equal. but not as good as Men.

(Then the Lincoln dancers come out)
(big flash of light, music builds)
(then Lincoln starts to break-dance)

Yo let the nation connect.

The Adventures of Ben Mo and Men Bo

The Prince and That Other Guy.
The Meeting


Here.... this is where the story begins. Hello, I am Ben Mo. I live the
kingdom of Mopherma(Mo-fur-ma), where I happen to be the prince (the ends
justify the means, haha). Well, life was happy in Mopherma, people had
jobs, pets had homes, and everyone got best health care in the world.
This was all because of my father, King Mush, something or another,
Peanut. He was a kind, gentle man, who love the women, if you know what
I mean. And one thing he loved more then the women, was good wine. So
he always sent me to the kingdom's vineyards to receive the finest wine
in the world. My trips to the vineyards was usaully calm and peaceful
until one day......

This is where the story begans.... did I already say that. Hmmm, oh
well. Enter the Ben Mo.

BM: Chicky the China, the Chinese Chicken, Ben mo's style is really
kickin'..... wait that's not how the song goes, oh well. lalalala

A mysterous man comes out of the alley and runs into Ben Mo causing both
to fall.

BM: Bloody hell, watch where you're going.

MM: Sorry.

BM: That's okay. Hey, you look like me, what's your name?

MB: Men Bo. And I don't look like you.

BM: Yes we do. pokes Men Bo and whispers stick to the script.

MB: quite voice Sorry. normal voice Well nice meeting you.

BM: Hey, where are you going?

MB: I am on a quest to find the golden quarter.

BM: I come with you, I have nothing better to do.

MB: Uh, okay.

Will Ben Mo and Men Bo find the quarter? More importantly, why are thwy
after it? Most importantly, will the plot holes be filled? Find out
next time. Same Mo time, same Bo station.

The Adventures of Ben Mo and Men Bo

The Strip Club at the End of the Universe The Club is Open


It all began Tuesday. No, Wednesday. No, wait, what comes before Friday? Thrusday, oh. Okay. It all began on Monday. Hey, that's today. BOOM A loud sound came from the basement.

MB: What the sweet damn?(Men Bo is observe drunk off of BreathEaze)

BM: I have done it.

MB: Done what?

BM: Finished my Time Machine.

MB: Well, that's nice.

BM: Come, look.

Ben Mo drags Men Bo to the basment. In the basement there is a large lump with a table clothe on it. Which means, in the Kitchen there is a bare table.

MB: Well where is it?

BM: Under the sheet.

Ben Mo pulls off the sheet to revile a gaint clock tied to a rug with two chairs on it.

BM: Taa-daa

MB: It's just a gaint clock tied to a rug with two chairs on it. Wow Deja Vo.

BM: It's novelity. I call it En-O.

MB: That's nice, well see ya.

BM: Come on, hop on baord, let's take it for a spin.

MB: Okay.(Men Bo is the easily presaded type)

They hop on board. Ben Mo pulls the level to relax the chair. And BOOM the chair leads back.

MB: What?

BM: I want to get comfrontable first.

MB: Okay.(Men Bo does the same)

................

MB: Nothing happening.

BM: You are right. Let's go to the store.

Ben Mo and Men Bo leave to go to the store; on the way home they are kidnapped by space alien; narrowly escape death, save an alien planet; get a job in the intergalactic traveling circus; make friends with a zombie, Zom Neb; save Zom Neb's home planet; start a publishing company; Zom Neb dies in a freak printing adciendent; they ruff up the time guru, so he would tell them where the Chrono Trigger was; Go on a death-defining adventure to get the Chrono Trigger; get side track while saving an alien planet with only a hoe and a glass of water; find a lost puppy from hell; call T-dog up to get rid of the puppy; find the Chrono trigger in thier basement; see En-O; realize that En-O didn't work cause it wasn't plug in; realize they didn't need the Chrono Trigger to save Zom Neb, he is undead therefore can not die; forget all about Zom Neb; and try out the En-O.

BM: I hope your crazy machine works.

MB: It was your machine.

BM: Really?

MB: Yes.

BM: Oh... well let's go.

Ben Mo push a button......(insert fancy special effects here)...then the chaos was over.

MB: Where are we?

BM: I don't know.

ShaneLile: Welcome to the Park-Lot at the End of the Universe, I am Shane and will be your guide for the evening.

Mo&Bo: Coool

To be continue......

Musical Review

Now on to entertainment with our license musicalist Front Bach.

FB: The big news in the biz today is En-O. In the white-boy rapping tradition of the Beastie
Boys, House of Pain, and yes, The great, Vanille Ice. Comes along a new white boy team of
En-O. The crew was orignal known as Farmer Bob and the Electriy Cows, a lonely country
band with Jimmy Ray, Billy Baker, and Zom Neb as members. Zom Neb, wanting a
death-metal band, got upset and ate Jimmy Ray's and Billy Baker's brains (which turned out not
to be much of a meal). He replace them with Ben Mo and Men Bo, two young Floridians
looking for a way to make lots of money and only doing a little bit of work. The band's name
was then change to Brain Eaters. If you think you heard the name Men Bo before and you
listen to punk rock, you maybe right. Men Bo was lead alocholic for We are Loud and Can
Not Sing. Ben Mo, however was classical flutist before joining the band. After being call a sissy
for playing the flute, Ben Mo change to the electric flute and his life has been the same. After
going on a world tour, Brain Eaters realized they could play death metal and which didn't matter
cause their fans were too stone to notice. Still, felling they weren't playing at their full potental,
they became a ska band, Tuu-Tuu goes the Trumpet. Realizing they were too small to be a ska
band, they became a BIG BAND. Unfortunely The Zom Neb Big Band's career fail short after
Men Bo colapsed playing the tuba. The bnad decided they need to do something less active,
rapping. They then became the gangester rap band Cappers with the signal I got a gat for yo
arse. With the new image they need new names. Ben Mo became Benjamin Busta Whites(BB
Whites) and Men Bo became Gat Master. BB Whites decided the band need a new theme,
presidental theme. So he changing his name to Mack Daddy Clinton. Gat Master follow in his
foot steps become MC Abraham Lincoln(MCAbe for short). Mack Daddy Clinton realized he
might be confused with George Clinton of the P-Funk All-Stars, so he change his name to DJ
Jazzy Jefferson Davis, he also change the theme to the band to Civil War oppression. This angry
MCAbe, which cause MCAbe and DJ Jazzy Jefferson Davis to get into another figth. So
DJJJD change his name to DJ Robot. By the time this all finished, Zom Neb died and
decompsed into a skelton, this inter cause his new name Skull-o-Bones (that's MR.
Skull-o-Bones to you). This completely confussed the band, so the decide never to change their
names again. This brought up a spirit of brotherly love in the band, to show this the band
changed their name to En-O, the band we know and love today. Good-day.

En-O

En-O

Hell-O... I will like to introduce my crew...

This is Skull-o-Bones

SB: Arghhh.....

This is MCAbe

Abe: Yo....

DJR: And I the robotic mack DJ ROBOT!!!!!

Abe: Well don't get hectic with scheme..
I am MCabe and I don't stick to theme.
And when I am five I am green
Cause I am better them a dollar and always clean

DJR: I know you been waiting for awhile
but Are you ready for the Robot Style
It's always new and It's always wild
And it goin' get you high like the four-minute-mile.

SB: (CENSORED)

Abe: When I step in, I disurpt the scene.
With my funky stlye and break dance routine.
With Robot and Bones I make my team.
When it comes to wit I am a fiend.

DJR: I am robotic and can't stop it.
When it comes to speed I am a rocket.
When I got the mic, My name, I drop it.
You can find DJ Robot is any supermarket.

SB: (CENSORED)

(music stops)

DJR: Man, Skull, you can't said that.. No one will play us.
Abe: Let the man speak his piece.
DJR: Shut up.
Abe: You shut up.
DJR: Gonna make me, biotch.
Abe: Don't might if I do.
SB : Argghhh....

Big Strom

It all began on a little nite like tonight... The rain was coming down hard and hot. Like the action
in the room. Two frobben lovers danced on the wild side. One was the preacher's wife, the
other an ex-con on the run. Then all the sudden the sheriff walks in. A scruff was started, but
since the ex-con lefted wiegh while in the big house, the sheriff was a push over. Then the
preacher walks. "I kick ass for the lord" he said as the beat the ex-con. The wife found a new
passion for her husband and they lived happy(ly) ever after.

Red summers dream

Deep in the heartlands of Texas (where SJ is from), lived a lonely rodeo clown. He lost his way
in life. So, he quit the clown business and started a pencil company. This company made
millions, due to the fact the struck it rich with a Pokémon deal with Nintendo. So he became a
multi-millionaire. He got old and decide to get some plastic surgey do. He fell in love the surgey
(for the very first time), she married him for the money.

The End.

I see your three and raise you a stoned dragon.

Once in the magical land of Ap, there was this talking beetle, Fred. Fred was shud by the other
beetles. So they kick him out and hired Richard Starkey, who later changed his name to Ringo
Starr. Ringo (my favorite Beatle) once saved Russia from the rampaging corpose of Lenin, only
using a set of salt-and-pepper shakers shaped like gnome. Other the fact that Lenin was deathly
scared of gnomes, the salt gave Lenin enough favor so that the stoned dragon ate him. Of course
the stoned dragon maybe only ate him cause it had the munchies. I don't know.

This Bone's Life

There once was this collarbone,
..it was a happy collarbone. But one day it decide it didn't need the rest of the body. "Hell," it
though (How did the collarbone think?(I don't know(How was it happy?))), "I don't need the
rest of the body." Which, basically, restated the setence before. So, it removed itself from the
rest of the body, cause the body to die. But the collarbone went on. It starts in its own
Broadway's show. "This Bone's Life." I though the plot was good, but the songs sucked a little.

Snow in your Face

It was time for the winter festival. We partied all night, in honor of the longest night of the year. I
had made my soup for the festival, for my love Lanor (I think of the best names). While, I
though I would add a special spices to give my soup an extra kick, nutmeg (It was actually the
only spice I had left). I was running late so I decided to heat my soup at the festival. She came,
dressed all in white. The light glised off her white dress, I was paralyze by her divine beauty. I
asked her to taste my soup. Well, worst thing come happen, the soup blew up as she put her
spoon in. We flew into the air. This is when I realize "Why stun my cooking, I am a wizard, I
will just use a spell." Well I tried a spell, it didn't work cause she love me anyways. We got
married in spring. We made soup for the rest of our days.

Non-hentia

After setting up elite schools for the blind, Kain decide to spread his knowledge to the world.
So, he signed up to be on Wheel of Fortune: Time Edition. So people from the future came
back in time to play. Butz was host; Terra and Yuffie were the other players. After the show,
they all went out and had coffee. The End.

Hmmmm....

Well.. Butz pulled out his Bannana and swang it the Black Wizard. Kill both of them instatly.
Lenna summon a group of wild monkeys. They went on a rampage, destroy cities and kill main
people, but totally missed the Warriors of Light. Farris used her magical charm to defeat the
Two other Lights, which would be that cool except one was male and the other was female.
God only knows what they were doing up. And forthed more, Susan, I wouldn't be the least be
surpise that all them vigorously smoke marijauna cigrettas, refers. (A little Return to The Valley of
the Dolls for ya). While the worriors of light lost. Which caused a time reflux killing the others.
The End.

Georga the lamp

"I like to sing and dance," said Georga the lamp. "I will play all day and night huray." And he
did. Lighing up the night with his magical light. He dance all night until the sun rose the next
morning. He happy little dance cause world peace and an end to all hungry and poverty. Dance
on, brave little lamp.

Puff White Clouds

One sunny funny day, Edgar-sama and B were walking happily in the fields of Ydoog. The
Marle-chan came and broke it down with Wu_tang sword style. Edgar-same and B were
pleased by this show of acrobatic and martal art skill. They invited Marle to come along, but she
declide saying she must spread happiness and joy to the world. They happy couple walked on.
Then it started raining. "No worries," Edgar said as led B on in a dance in the rain. They dance
away happily. The END.

Uh, a poem

Here you go.
From me to you.
A rythem design for the two.
It is shrew
If I only knew
What to do
For the two
From the blue
And back to
It once grew
but now is shrew
And back to, too
It was for you
And to me, true
But I never knew
What to do

For a friend...

Once there was this girl, Allison. She was lost in life. Her father had in a big explosion.
Disurted her mother went crazy and pretend she was on a shuttle to the moon. The only friend
Allison had was her cat, Mittens. Mittens help Allison coop with her feelings. One day, Allison,
felling unusally happy, left to go ice skating at Rockefellar center. She didn't want to leave
Mittens behind with her mother, the space case, so she brought him along. The ring was
beuatiful and she skated all night until closing. Well walking home and terrible snowstrom picked
up and she losted Mittens. Allison was so upset that she ran home crying. There she found
Mittens wearing his rainbow collar. It turns out Allison was pyscho too and didn't really bring
Mittens along. What a crazy world.

A Christmas Poem

Tis the night before the night before christmas
And nothing is happening in my house
Cuase my family is jewish
And I am also louse. (whatever that means)

We out put up the memorah
two days ago
And we ate all the gilt
chocolate covered with gold

While sing for some snows
Caloriers glee
I went outside to remind them
It was 83 degrees (god bless Florida)

I was little bored
I couldn't go out
Cause of those last minute shoppers
in there hustle and shout

I didn't get presents
from my christan friends.
They said they enjoy mine
which made me happier giving instead.

Cause in this world and land
Lots of things can be bought
But nothing worth more to me
then make people have happy thoughts (so they can fly with pixie dust)

So good-night to you all
and all of your kin
Happy holiday and gloriuos winter
From your online lover Ben

Much Love,
The Ben Mo