Start of #fret buffer: Wed Sep 05 04:33:48 2001
<Onsen> Can I slobber on you, Selphie?
<Selphie> urk
<Selphie> I think that might be against Garden rules xp
<Onsen> :(
<Onsen> No it's not. Headmaster Ci-...um..nevermind.
<Diablos> Can Onsen give you tongue, Selphie?
<Onsen> No Answer = Yes
<Onsen> *slobber*
<Diablos> heh
* chesed is back... [34mins 7secs] (food0r)
<Mullenkamp> Do you think Quina's tongue is sexy, Selphie?
<Selphie> Mullenkamp - yeah
<Mullenkamp> :D
<Onsen> Do you have hands-on experience with Quina's tongue, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> Onsen - yeah
<Mullenkamp> :D :D
<Onsen> Ew.
<Mullenkamp> Do you want Chu-Chu to write a lemon about your 
  experience with Quina's tongue, Selphie?
<Selphie> Mullenkamp - yeah
<Mullenkamp> hahaahhaha
<Mullenkamp> Which reminds me...
<Onsen> ¬_¬
<Mullenkamp> Is Rob's story about you and Quistis true, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> Mullenkamp - nope O:)
* Mullenkamp laughs
<Diablos> XD
<Mullenkamp> Are you just trying to play innocent, Selphie?
<Selphie> o_O you're not supposed to ask a girl that ;)
* Mullenkamp dies laughing, this is too perfect
<Onsen> Are you just trying to avoid answering, Selphie?
<Selphie> Of course, Onsen ^__^
<Onsen> -_-
<Mullenkamp> Are you and Quistis "bosom buddies", Selphie?
<Selphie> o_O you're not supposed to ask a girl that ;)
<Diablos> Are you poking fun with Perrin's emotions, Selphie?
<Onsen> Would you be a bosom buddy with Yuffie if she had a 
  bosom, Selphie?
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> what's it to you XP
* Onsen kicks Yuffie
<Yuffie> Gawd you're mean!
<Selphie> hey, leave yuffie alone ><
<Yuffie> But I don't wanna!
<Onsen> YUFFIE = FLAT
<Onsen> AHAHA
<Onsen> * Onsen kicks Yuffie
<Onsen> <Yuffie> Gawd you're mean!
<Onsen> <Selphie> hey, leave yuffie alone ><
<Onsen> <Yuffie> But I don't wanna!
<Yuffie> But I don't wanna!
<Mullenkamp> Are you gonna kick Onsen's butt for being mean to 
  Yuffie, Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Onsen> :D
<Onsen> COOTIES!
<Mullenkamp> Did you think I said "lick" instead of "kick", 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> I don't remember... :(
<Onsen> Selphie tells me to leave her alone, but Yuffie says 
  not to..
<Yuffie> But I don't wanna!
<Onsen> *shrug*
<Onsen> Mixed signals!
* Onsen explodes
<Onsen> (kL) neC yua peir ,soht ?iohdliS
<Onsen> Guess not.
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<Selphie> Hi! ^_^
<finalfantasydog> heylas
<finalfantasydog> !
<Iori> hey ffd
<Diablos> !steal
* Yuffie steals from atsuro. Stole a large trout.
<Onsen> Do you ever get the urge to turn Yuffie in for 
  stealing, Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Onsen> Aww..that's sweet.
<Diablos> Do you give Yuffie gil in exchange for pleasure, 
  Selphie?
<Yuffie> Gil? Where??
<Selphie> kinda, yeah ^^
<Mullenkamp> hahaha
<Onsen> ....
<Onsen> MIRC was locking me out there for a minute *_*
<Mullenkamp> you know what's odd? I'm starting to like Selphie 
  a lot more than I used to since Selphie came around ;)
<Selphie> Um, I'd have to think about it... can I get back to 
  you? :)
<Mullenkamp> ...think about what, Selphie?
<Mullenkamp> Did you think I meant I liked you in "that way", 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> Of course, Mullenkamp ^__^
<Mullenkamp> O_o
<Mullenkamp> I didn't!
<Mullenkamp> Is that clear, Selphie?
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> what's it to you XP
<Mullenkamp> Are you going to try to hit on me now, Selphie?
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> what's it to you XP
<Mullenkamp> ;_;
<Iori> Do you have a crush on Mullenkamp, Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Mullenkamp> thank goodness!
<Onsen> Do you LOOOOVE her, Selphie?
<Selphie> Onsen - yeah
<Onsen> O_o
* Mullenkamp screams
<Iori> Are you going to marry her, Selphie?
<Selphie> kinda, yeah ^^
<Mullenkamp> ...Kinda?
<Onsen> You're going to be part of her harem.
<finalfantasydog> selphie's like an adorable kitten
<Mullenkamp> Are we going to become polygamous with Irvine, 
  Sydney, and Hardin, Selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<Onsen> ....
<Mullenkamp> ...okay, she and Irvine can have one room, while 
  the rest of us can go elsewhere.
<Mullenkamp> Is that okay with you, Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Mullenkamp> ;_;
<Onsen> She wants YOU, Mull.
<Diablos> rofl
<Onsen> Or, should I say, she WANTS you :>
<Diablos> Do you want a 5 way with Mullenkamp, Selphie?
* Mullenkamp cries
<Selphie> kinda, yeah ^^
<Onsen> Can you even count that high, Selphie?
<Selphie> Errr.... maybe, why o_O?
<Diablos> well..Andrea can have Sydney and Hardin too
<Mullenkamp> Are you okay with having Sydney and Hardin in bed 
  with us, Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
* Mullenkamp sobs
<Onsen> Are you going to throw away your massive collection of 
  dildos now that you've got Mully, Selphie?
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> what's it to you XP
* Mullenkamp beats head upon the desk
<Onsen> Well...I was kinda wanting them..er...um..nevermind.
<Mullenkamp> hahaha
<Iori> Do you want to share a bed with me, Maze, and Princess 
  Mil instead, Selphie?
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> what's it to you XP
<Onsen> XP
<Onsen> Are you going to keep seeing other people, Selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<Chu-Chu> other people = me
<Mullenkamp> :(
<Iori> Wow, and she's very confident about that
<Mullenkamp> I can't even make her monogamous if she's going 
  to be my lover :(
<Diablos> Are you ok when Andrea has Sydney and Hardin all to 
  herself, Selphie?
<Selphie> Of course, Diablos ^__^
<Mullenkamp> whew.
<Mullenkamp> Can I have Sir Laguna too, Selphie?
<Diablos> she just wants to have you sometimes Mk ;)
<Selphie> how can you ask something like that?? -_-
<Iori> Are you going to kill her for suggesting that, Selphie?
<Selphie> Of course, Iori ^__^
<Iori> ...
<Iori> Can I watch, Selphie?
<Selphie> Errr.... maybe, why o_O?
<Iori> Umm... no reason.
* Iori shifts his eyes back and forth.
<Mullenkamp> Are you aware Iori has a fetish for watching 
  murders, Selphie?
<Selphie> how can you ask something like that?? -_-
<Diablos> Are you going to do that trick with your nunchkus, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Diablos> damn!
<Onsen> Can I do that trick with your nunchuks, Selphie? :>
<Selphie> I dunno....
<Selphie> want to try? ;)
<Onsen> YES
<Onsen> Lesse..this one goes here..*skriiiink*..and this one 
  here..*squigglePOINK*...there!
<Onsen> ...that's not right.
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<Selphie> Hi! ^_^
<Diablos> will you show Onsen how to do the trick, Selphie?
<Diablos> !steal
* Yuffie steals from Diablos. Stole a ball of lint.
<Diablos> are you going to show Onsen how to do the trick, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> kinda, yeah ^^
<Onsen> Will You still doesn't work..
<Diablos> :(
<Diablos> !dance
* Mullenkamp points her finger, and a gigantic disco ball is 
  lowered from the ceiling of #fret. Stayin' Alive starts 
  blaring from some unseen sound system, as Mullenkamp and 
  Diablos get funky.
<Kadomony> Oh dear god
<Diablos> Are you going to get funky too, Selphie?
<Selphie> Diablos - nope
<Diablos> Are you going to get funky with Andrea, Selphie?
* Selphie changes her mind
<Mullenkamp> I thought she wanted to get funky with me
<Selphie> Diablos - nope
* Selphie Ballmerfunks
* Mullenkamp laughs
<Diablos> hahaha
<Chu-Chu> you should add a Ballmerfunk dance ;)
<Chu-Chu> like "Mullenkamp jumps awkwardly around a stage 
  while shrieking 'GIVE IT UP FOR ME!'" or something
<Onsen> !dance
* Mullenkamp forces everyone in #fret to line up as a Billy 
  Ray Cyrus song begins to play. Time for some country line 
  dancin', y'all! Yeeehaw!
<Mullenkamp> hmm, I actually haven't seen the movie yet... I'm 
  reluctant to view movie files these days thanks to bandwidth
<Wakka> Is that what he says in the video?
<Wakka> He's on crack.
<Chu-Chu> Jay, yeah
<Mullenkamp> ...though that sufficiently fills me in ;)
<Chu-Chu> on both accounts
<Onsen> Huh...? Who huh what?
<Wakka> It's not that big a video ;)
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<Mullenkamp> oh, hmm
<Wakka> Are you going to eat Onsen, Selphie?
<Selphie> Yeah, but not always ^_^
<Wakka> But it does require Quicktime...
<Onsen> :>
<Wakka> Are you going to slice Onsen up into bits, fry them 
  and then eat them, Selphie?
* Onsen refrains from elaborating on her answer
<Chu-Chu> WHO SAID SIT DOWN!!?!?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<Onsen> ACK!
<Wakka> Do you think Ballmer is on crack, Selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<Onsen> Are you going to do the same to Mullenkamp after she 
  fails to satisfy you sexually, Selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<Onsen> ....
<Mullenkamp> ......
<Mullenkamp> who said I would fail to satisfy her sexually? :>
<Onsen> :>
<Wakka> Are you going to eat everyone who doesn't satisfy you, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> Well, Irvy-poo is, but not me... ;)
<Mullenkamp> O_O
<Mullenkamp> It's like Hannibal and Clarice...
<Onsen> Gotta keep her man healthy.
<Iori> We'll win her heart instead!
* Iori gives Selphie a bouquet of flowers
* Mullenkamp realizes no one uses !sydney. Heh, forgot it was 
  even there.
* Wakka waits for her to eat them like a good girl
<Iori> Aww, she's full.
<Wakka> !sydney
* Mullenkamp cuts off Beej|wawy's arms and sacrifices them to 
  Palolo, the ancient Kildean earth deity. The ground shakes 
  below #fret, knocking everyone off their feet.
<Onsen> !dance
* Mullenkamp turns SD as she spins, then trips and falls over, 
  looking oddly like a cute, embarrassed little moogle.
<Mullenkamp> someone said I *should* have a !sydney command, 
  so ... yeah
<Wakka> !sydney
* Mullenkamp cuts off Perrin's arms and sacrifices them to 
  Balam, the great devil and keeper of knowledge. She looks 
  around, dazed... "Whoa. I know kung fu."
* Mullenkamp couldn't think of anything too brilliant to do 
  with it though.
* atsuro is back -[ sleep! ]- gone 4 hr 5 min 56 s
<Onsen> !spin
* Yuffie spins a bottle on behalf of Onsen. It points to Iori!
<Onsen> Pucker up, fridge boy.
<Wakka> !spin
* Yuffie spins a bottle on behalf of Wakka. It points to 
  Mullenkamp!
<Wakka> ¬_¬
* Mullenkamp snickers
<Onsen> Don't steal Selphie's mate! She'll eat you!
<Wakka> :O
<Diablos> !syndey
<Diablos> Wakka's mouth is open M
* Onsen thanks heaven that Mull and Selph are both female, so 
  Selphie can't breed!
<Diablos> Mk ;)
<Diablos> err...
<Diablos> !sydney
* Mullenkamp cuts off Fat_Chocobo's arms and sacrifices them 
  to YOUR MOM. (oh dang)
<Onsen> God knows all we need are more of her running around..
<Onsen> Ain't that right, Selphie?
<Onsen> XD
<Wakka> You should have it give a link to the Syndey pic 
  whenever someone types !syndey ;)
<Mullenkamp> hahaha
<Onsen> !spin
* Yuffie spins a bottle on behalf of Onsen. It points to 
  Bottousai!
<Onsen> !spindance
<Onsen> Damn.
<Onsen> Can I ask you something, Selphie?
<Selphie> Yeah! You bet =) !
<Onsen> Are you mentally ill, or just plain dumb, Selphie?
<Selphie> Yeah, but not always ^_^
<Onsen> XO
* Onsen kicks Selphie in the leg
<Onsen> Do you not care that I'm kicking you, Selphie?
<Selphie> Of course, Onsen ^__^
* Mullenkamp adds !syndey... love that typo!
<Onsen> Are you gonna give Mull some sweet lovin's when you 
  get home, Selphie?
<Wakka> !syndey
<Mullenkamp> Er... Syndey?
* Mullenkamp notes that Wakka must be summoning the character 
  seen in this picture: http://www.thegia.com/andrea/inspired/s
  yndey.jpg
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
* Mullenkamp cries
<Onsen> Do you mind if I take her place, Selphie?
<atsuro> but...but...but _I_ need some of selphie's sweet 
  lovin' =(
<Selphie> o_O you're not supposed to ask a girl that ;)
<Onsen> Damn. That
<atsuro> Do you love me, Selphie?
<Selphie> how can you ask something like that?? -_-
<Onsen> Er..-That
<atsuro> Would you please just tell me the answer, Selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<atsuro> k then
<atsuro> do you love me, selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<Wakka> Do you love Irvine, Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Onsen> Are you aware that you just said you don't love 
  Irvine, Selphie?
<Selphie> Of course, Onsen ^__^
<Wakka> Did you mean it, Selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<atsuro> Do you like me more than anyone else, Selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<Onsen> Do you mind if I tell Irvine you said that, Selphie?
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> what's it to you XP
<Onsen> Are you going to let him keep courting you even though 
  you don't love him, Selphie?!
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> what's it to you XP
<Diablos> are you telling lies now, Selphie?
<Selphie> Diablos - nope
<Diablos> was that a lie, Selphie?
<Diablos> is that a lie, Selphie?
<Selphie> Definitely ^___^
<atsuro> Are you insulted that Diablos is second-guessing you, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Diablos> do you like my black tail, Selphie?
<Selphie> Yeah, but not always ^_^
<Diablos> brb
<Wakka> Can I tug on your hair, Selphie?
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> no thank you XP
<atsuro> Can I tug on something that's...not quite your hair, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> I dunno....
<Selphie> want to try? ;)
<atsuro> Sure.
<finalfantasydog> Don't you want me baby, Selphie?
<finalfantasydog> wow that was fun
<Mullenkamp> Do you like my bunny Teddy's black tail, Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Wakka> :(
<Mullenkamp> ...Why doesn't she like bunny tails?
<Wakka> Heh, FFD: wrong syntax
<atsuro> dunno :(
<Mullenkamp> Are you aware that I would never sleep with 
  someone who doesn't like bunnies, Selphie?
<Selphie> how can you ask something like that?? -_-
<atsuro> heheh
* Mullenkamp scratches her head
<Wakka> Do you light the world on fire with your smile, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> Wakka - yeah
<Wakka> Do you keep matches in your mouth, Selphie?
<Mullenkamp> Do you light the world on fire with gasoline, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> kinda, yeah ^^
<Mullenkamp> doh
<Mullenkamp> Do you light the world on fire with gasoline, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Mullenkamp> :(
<Wakka> Do you light the world on fire with kerosene, Selphie?
<Selphie> Wakka - yeah
<Mullenkamp> oh.
<Wakka> Do you shoot flames out of your mouth?
<Wakka> Do you shoot flames out of your mouth, Selphie?
<Selphie> kinda, yeah ^^
<Mullenkamp> http://www.thegia.com/andrea/gifts/shade-slicendic
  e.jpg
<Mullenkamp> Do you like this evil yet adorable little 
  creature, Selphie?
<Selphie> how can you ask something like that?? -_-
<Mullenkamp> She doesn't want to answer me anymore :(
<Wakka> Do you like bunnies, Selphie?
<Selphie> Wakka - yeah
<Mullenkamp> thank goodness!
<Mullenkamp> Do you like Sydney/Hardin yaoi, Selphie?
<Selphie> Of course, Mullenkamp ^__^
<Mullenkamp> woohoo!
<Mullenkamp> Will you be my co-author, Selphie?
<Mullenkamp> oh wait, that doesn't work
<Mullenkamp> Do you want to be my co-author, Selphie?
<Selphie> Yeah, but not always ^_^
<Onsen> Do you think your loveslave should quit pestering you, 
  Selphie?
<Selphie> Onsen - nope
<Mullenkamp> Okay, sometimes I like to go solo too
<Mullenkamp> See, she LOOOOVES me!
<Mullenkamp> She wants me to spend every waking hour with her
<Mullenkamp> Is that right, Selphie?
<Selphie> Of course, Mullenkamp ^__^
<Mullenkamp> See? Told ya.
<Onsen> Are you going to murder Mull after you get tired of 
  her, Selphie?
<Selphie> Well, Irvy-poo is, but not me... ;)
<Mullenkamp> O_o
<Onsen> Jealousy!
<Onsen> Watch your back, Mull.
* Mullenkamp lets the evil plotbunny watch her back. It can 
  eat metal, after all.
<Onsen> And always wear a bulletproof..everything.
<Wakka> But what is the plotbunny's fee for being a bodyguard? 
  :)
<Wakka> Listening to it? :P
<Onsen> Catering to its every whim!!
* atsuro is away -[ i think i'll attempt sleeping. .....after 
  another ep of shadow skill, of course ]- at -[ P:Off / L:Off 
  ]-
<Mullenkamp> yeah, hmmm... well, I'm already thinking I might 
  listen to it and write that fic anyway
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