RobMan K: Woohoo! Error 503! Gotta collect 'em all! Karanthasa: hah! Karanthasa: I've been applying that phrase to chocobo themes lately RobMan K: I don't even know that many people online. Not counting people on the board I have like 4 names in my address book. Karanthasa: Tonight I caught a Techno de Chocobo... now my Chocodex is almost complete! RobMan K: Try to catch a Warkupo! Onsen's the foremost Warkupo trainer in these parts! Karanthasa: All I need is the extremely rare Samba de Chocobo... it's legendary, really, because no one has ever seen it. Karanthasa: heehee... I forgot about that thing =) RobMan K: Samba de Chocobo? RobMan K: Chocoball, go! Karanthasa: I remember early on when I switched to the PSX board was when he started Karanthasa: hahahah! Chocoball... that actually works... Karanthasa: Samba de Chocobo is the FFIV black chocobo music RobMan K: Zeio nut, I choose you! RobMan K: Ah. Karanthasa: Heehee... if only I could think of something to do with this idea... Karanthasa: Chocomon! RobMan K: Gotta catch 'em all! Karanthasa: hmm... maybe a stupid fic about Chocobo breeding RobMan K: Oh god. Karanthasa: Cloud tries to catch chocbos in chocoballs RobMan K: And some Mario yaoi. Karanthasa: hahahah RobMan K: Bowser: Bwa ha ha!!! I'll disguise myself as the princess, then Mario will fall for me! RobMan K: Bowser: I just hope he doesn't notice my large spiked shell. Karanthasa: Mario: Why Princess... did you bleach your teeth? Something's different about you... RobMan K: Bowser: Um, I've been working out, bwa ha ha!!! Karanthasa: Mario: Well-a, you certainly do look hard-a! RobMan K: Bowser: Come on back to my castle, and I'll help you come out of your shell (and your pants!). RobMan K: *feels sick for having written that* Karanthasa: Mario: Wowza! After all-a those times you slapped me for-a making the same-a suggestion? Karanthasa: *is just laughing too hard* RobMan K: Bowser: I've changed! Really! *kisses Mario* Karanthasa: Mario: Ooh-a! Ooh-a! Take-a me, Princess! *runs fingers through Bowser's wig, accidentally knocking it off* RobMan K: Bowser: Uh... I uh... dyed my hair red, uh. Do you like it, uh? Karanthasa: Mario: Hey-a! You-a aren't-a the Princess! However, you do-a look-a good in pink! RobMan K: Bowser: Why, thank you! *blush* Karanthasa: Mario: *can't contain himself any longer and throws himself at Bowser* Kiss-a me some more-a, you-a scaly fool! Karanthasa: ...why are we doing this? O_o;;; RobMan K: Bowser: Yowza! Okay, you big plumber! RobMan K: Beats me... boredom? Insanity? Karanthasa: I guess..... yeesh! RobMan K: Mario yaio... *sigh* What have we become? RobMan K: James: Kiss me, you big plumber! Karanthasa: bored and overtired, I'll bet. RobMan K: I guess. Karanthasa: Jessie: *bashes James on the head with a mallet* RobMan K: Meowth: Get to work, you screw-ups! *scratches them both* Karanthasa: Mario: Hey-a! That's-a the sexiest Hammer Brother I've-a ever seen-a! *chases Jessie* RobMan K: Bowser: Mario... come back. *sigh* RobMan K: Princess Toadstool: *bakes a cake* Karanthasa: Charmander: Char, char! (translation: Hey, you big lizardy studmuffin!) RobMan K: Bowser: Char? Huh? Karanthasa: Meowth: He said you're a big lizardy studmuffin! RobMan K: Bowser: Ah! A talking cat! And a hentai lizard! I'm outta here! *climbs in his clown copter* RobMan K: Voice: That's my copter now! Vwee hee hee! Karanthasa: Charmander: *sniffles* Char? (translation: huh?) RobMan K: Kefka: LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT! *blasts Charmander* Karanthasa: Charmander: Chaaaaaar!!! (translation: Ouch, that hurt you son of a-) *dies* RobMan K: Kefka: Vwee hee hee! RobMan K: Kefka: You're next, Pikachu! RobMan K: Kefka: Nothing can beat the sound of thousands of Pokemon screaming in unison! Karanthasa: Toad: Heh. Now that that Charmander is out of the way, nothing can keep me from my lover, Bulbasaur! RobMan K: Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur? *translation: The hell?* Karanthasa: Toad: Gimme some of that Leech Seed, darling! RobMan K: Squirtle: Squirtle! *chases Ash* RobMan K: Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur! *Translation: Toad no baka!* Karanthasa: General Leo: Kefka, stop! Don't be pompous! And don't forget that they are PEOPLE, just like you and I! RobMan K: Kefka: Vwee hee hee! Hey, wait a... no, they aren't! They're pokemon! RobMan K: Kefka: *kills Leo* Karanthasa: Gestahl: Kefka! You sick, sick $%*#! You're demoted! RobMan K: Kefka: Damn! *kills Gestahl* Karanthasa: Gestahl: Nooo! I will not die here! *vanishes ala FFT* RobMan K: Kefka: Crap. Karanthasa: Jessie: Hey keffie... Prepare for trouble! RobMan K: James: Make it double! RobMan K: Kefka: Huh? Karanthasa: Leo's corpse: Aw crap. Karanthasa: Jessie: To protect the world from devastation! RobMan K: James: To unite all people within our nation! Karanthasa: Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love! RobMan K: James: To extend our reach to the stars above! RobMan K: Ash: Oy. Karanthasa: Jessie: Jessie! RobMan K: James: James! Karanthasa: Bowser: Bowser! RobMan K: James: Huh? Karanthasa: Dr. Frank N. Furter: Rocky! Karanthasa: Rocky: ...? RobMan K: Meowth: *scratches Bowser* Karanthasa: Bowser: *spits fire at Meowth* Run, run, or you'll be well done! RobMan K: Kefka: Vwee hee he-hey! That's my line! Karanthasa: Bowser: *stomps the ground next to Kefka* RobMan K: Kefka: You overgrown lizard! Son of a submariner! *uses Light of Judgement on Bowser* Karanthasa: Mario: Noooooo-a! My-a beloved Bowser! *uses a P-Wing to transform into Safer Mario* RobMan K: Kefka: Crap! *vanishes ala FFT* Karanthasa: Choir: Veni veni venias, ne me mori facias, MARIO! MARIO! RobMan K: Bowser: Mario... you have to go on... don't give up, Rose... I mean Mario... RobMan K: Sephiroth: *kills choir* Prepare for trouble... RobMan K: James: Uh, make it double? Karanthasa: Mario: Rose?! Who-a is Rose-a! *summons Meteor and crashes it on Bowser* Slime-a-ball! Karanthasa: Jessie: *hits James again* RobMan K: Bowser: *dies* RobMan K: James: Ow! You know I like it rough! Karanthasa: Jessie: Ahem... James, keep your mind on the mission! RobMan K: James: Oh yeah! Uh, now where we? Karanthasa: Jessie: Uh... actually I don't know. We just kinda showed up, didn't we? RobMan K: James: Are there any Pokemon here for us to steal? Karanthasa: Bulbasaur: Bul-ba.... (translation: Wha t acouple of morons...) RobMan K: Meowth: Meowth! That's right! Karanthasa: Jessie: *points at Koopa Kids* What are THOSE? RobMan K: James: I... don't know. Let's steal them! Go, Koffing! Karanthasa: Jessie: Go, Ekans! Karanthasa: Ekans: Ekanssssss! RobMan K: Koffing: Koffing! Karanthasa: Ash: *pulls out Pokedex and points it at Koopa Kids* RobMan K: Roy: Yo, dad, youse want us to bust them up? RobMan K: Wendy: He's dead, you dope! Karanthasa: Pokedex: These-Pokemon-have-never-been-seen-before-in-our-world! RobMan K: Pikachu: PIKA! Karanthasa: Jessie: Then they'll be a valuable gift to our boss! Ekans, Wrap attack! Karanthasa: Ekans: Ekansssss! (translation: Yeah, whatever.) *wraps Roy* RobMan K: James: Koffing, smoke screen! RobMan K: Ludwig: You can't do that to my brother! *tosses smoke rings at Ekans* Karanthasa: Large shape: *appears in the sky* RobMan K: James: Huh? RobMan K: Pikachu: Pika... chu? Karanthasa: Ekans: *coughs and lets go* Ekansssss.... (translation: That sucked! I want to go eat some rats.) Karanthasa: Lavos: *falls from the sky* RobMan K: Pikachu: PIKA! *translation: I'm not a rat! Shock attack!* *shocks Ekans* Karanthasa: Mario: What-a the heck!? I summoned-a Meteor, not-a an alien! RobMan K: Sephiroth: Grrr... I sense several copyright violations here... Karanthasa: Ekans: Ekaaaaaaans!! (translation: This guy are siiiick!!) Karanthasa: KawaiiKid: I always KNEW Square would go back to Nintendo! RobMan K: Sephiroth: You dare to insult me? *sticks Ekans up like Midgar Zolom* Karanthasa: Jessie: Oh no! EKANS! You'll pay for that, you creep! RobMan K: Sephiroth: *draws his sword* Bring it on, you Scarlet wanna-be! Karanthasa: Jessie: *reaches in her pockets* Err... uhhh... uhmmm... James? Do you, heh, have a Pokemon I could borrow? RobMan K: James: Eh. Use Meowth. Karanthasa: Meowth: Whaaaaaat?!? RobMan K: Sephiroth: Afraid to fight your own battles? Ha ha ha ha!!! Karanthasa: Jessie: Come here, you stupid cat! What good are you if we do all the fighting? RobMan K: Meowth: Uh... I make the plans you silly humans! I'm not fighting that madman! Karanthasa: Jessie: Then.... *looks at Sephiroth* I guess I have no other choice... RobMan K: Sephiroth: Huh? Karanthasa: Jessie: Hi-yaaaaa! *hits him with her heavily gelled hair Karanthasa: * RobMan K: Sephiroth: YEOUCH! You're gonna pay for that! SUPER NOVA! *hits Team Rocket with Super Nova* Karanthasa: Mario: Ha ha ha... was that Supernova? I will show you how! *summons another one and drops it on Sephiroth* RobMan K: Sephiroth: You fat plumber fool! Know, live, become a frog! Frog! *hits Mario with Frog* Karanthasa: Rubicant: Hey, plumber! Now you're stealing MY lines! *shoots flames at Mario* RobMan K: Vegeta: Your power level is weak! Karanthasa: Mario: Ribbit! Ribbit! (translation: You suck, Sephiroth!) RobMan K: (RPGamer is back up!) Karanthasa: Hero from SoM: Rabite? RobMan K: Sephiroth: Shut up, plumber! Karanthasa: Mario: Ribbit! Karanthasa: Hero: Oh... *leaves* Karanthasa: Voice: Thou vile knave! RobMan K: Kefka: Vwee hee hee! *hits Mario with Light of Judgement* Karanthasa: Frog: *falls from above, impaling Sephiroth on HIS Masamune* How dost thee like it, o black-caped one? RobMan K: Sephiroth: No... I can't die here... RobMan K: Magus: Die, Frog! *hits Frog with his scythe* Karanthasa: Gestahl (from somewhere else): Well, we don't want you dying over here either, so forget about it! RobMan K: Mario: Ribbit! *translation: Change me back, Frog!* Karanthasa: Frog: Arg... can't.... Magus... aaaaaahhhhhh, have thee no mercy in thy soul? RobMan K: Magus: Um... NO! Karanthasa: Frog: *mutters* Thou jerk. RobMan K: Magus: At least I'm a HUMAN jerk, toad breathe. Karanthasa: Mario: Ribbit! Ribbit! (translation: 'Learn' learns skills.) RobMan K: Daravon: Ability is a skill you learn with job training! Off course! Karanthasa: Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur, bulba bulbasaur! (translation: So that are why we speech are being mess up!) RobMan K: Daravon: Off course! Karanthasa: Frog: Hah, tongue-twisted one! I am immune to your powers, for I was translated by Ted Woolsey! Have at you! *slices Daravon* RobMan K: Daravon: No, way! Not have I, much frontline, fighting experience! *disappears* Karanthasa: Gestahl: Hey, get out of our place! We were translated by Woolsey too! RobMan K: James: Um... make it double? Karanthasa: Jessie: *hits James again* RobMan K: James: So, do you want to play NOW? I can change in a few seconds! Karanthasa: Mario: Ribbit ribbit! (translation: OOh-a! Yes-a, I would-a like-a to see-a that!) Karanthasa: Jar Jar: Hey! You talking like meesa! RobMan K: Ramza: *tosses a stone that hits Mario* RobMan K: Darth Maul Version 2.0: *kills Jar Jar* Karanthasa: Mario: *evolves* RobMan K: Ash: Um, Pokedex? Karanthasa: Pokedex: Mario-has-evolved-into-Mariodon! Karanthasa: Mario: *now looks like an even fatter plumber* RobMan K: James: I've got to catch that! Pokeball, go! Karanthasa: Mario: Oh-a no! *gets caught* RobMan K: James: YES! I caught my, um, third Pokemon! I'm so coooooooooool! Karanthasa: Princess: La la la! *skips along happily, then sees the scene unfolding* Aaah! Now who will eat this cake I baked?! RobMan K: Ash: *steals James' Pokemon* How does it feel? Bwa ha ha!!!! RobMan K: James: *cries* Karanthasa: Jessie: You little twerp! *hits Ash with her mallet for a change* RobMan K: Ash: Ouch! *falls over* Pikachu: PIKA! *translation: Thanks. It's about time somebody shut him up.* Karanthasa: Princess: *runs up to Lavos, who is currently showering the land with fire* Hi! Want some cake? RobMan K: Lavos: Grrr... okay. RobMan K: *Suddenly, 12 Sephiroth clones appear* Karanthasa: Jessie: Hmm... James may have caught a Pokemon, but this looks like my lucky day! RobMan K: James: Mmmm... mine too! Karanthasa: Everyone: *stares at James* RobMan K: James: What are you looking at? I make a coooooooool girl! Karanthasa: Roy: *returns to the scene* Hey, me too! See? Karanthasa: Wendy: HEY! That's my dress! RobMan K: Mario: Yowza! Me-sa liken you! Karanthasa: Jar Jar: Ha ha! Meesa have returned from the Dark World, and now meesa is RED Jar Jar! *blasts Mariodon* RobMan K: Darth Maul Version 2.0: *kills Jar Jar again* Karanthasa: Sephiroth clones: *stand by, watching in utter confusion* RobMan K: Darth Maul Version 2.0: ... *translation: I have no lines.* RobMan K: Sephy #1: Um... let's try to revive our master. Karanthasa: Sephy #10: Er... how? RobMan K: Sephy #6: I dunno. Let's go kill Cloud. Karanthasa: hmm, maybe we should save that for the next episode =) RobMan K: Okay. We have to post this. Karanthasa: heehee... want me to take it down in a text file? RobMan K: Okay. Karanthasa: jsec... ;)