* _Id_ gives Lago a Kit-Kat
<Hawkeye> Panko-chan!
<_Id_> Pancho Sanchez-san!
<Lagomorph> ..I wish. Chocolate sounds good now... but I only have one little thing of chocolate pudding left, and I'm not going to get any other chocolate for awhile :(
<Hawkeye> Panko panko panko!
<Joe> I don't like pudding. So neither should anyone else.
<Hawkeye> Silver or pink, silver or pink?
<_Id_> mmm...limited supply of chocolate pudding thing...
<_Id_> ahhh...
* _Id_ drools
<Joe> I have double-stuffed Oreos here. I'll graciously offer them to everyone. But that's because I'm sane and realize that doing *Joe gives Lago a cookie* doesn't actually mean I gave her anything. In fact, it's physically impossible!
<Joe> I'm so clever...
<Schala`> Aw crap.
<Joe> Ten, I've had just about enough of your negative attitude. What would God say?
* _Id_ invents an IRC matter transporter
* Hawkeye hwarks up a silver ball and tosses it at _Id_ which explodes upon impact
<Onsen> He'd say "Give me that damned cookie, bitch."
<_Id_> (made from the same stuff as Calvin's time travel cardboard box and transmogrifier)
* Schala` laughs
<Schala`> Damn.
* _Id_ throws iced tea on Ten.
* Lagomorph sighs
<_Id_> cold, eh?
* Rob_S gives Andrea a hug
<Schala`> Biotch.
<_Id_> fine.
* Joe curses with Ten.
<Lagomorph> I hurt everywhere... including my brain :P
<Rob_S> Kurse you, Joe! You've ruined my fictional little world!
<Joe> CRAP!
* _Id_ throws some iced tea on Lago as well.
<Joe> DAMNIT!
<Biffster> Mmm... cookies...
* Rob_S throws a rock at Joe
* Biffster eats cookies
* Joe looks at Rob and punches him. Even though it's not physically possible...
<_Id_> clothing and folds are hard to draw! >_<
* Lagomorph falls into Rob's lap, narrowly avoiding the iced tea
<Joe> In fact I can't even SEE, Rob!! O_O
* Rob_S tries to lift a big boulder and fails. "Dammit! You've also taken away my DBZ-ish strength!"
* Schala` ejects an inanimate projectile while residing in a.....whatever thats tupdi sentence was.
<Joe> WHAT THE *#(@ IS GOING ON!? I CAN'T SEE ANYONE!!!
<Rob_S> OH MY GOD! I'M BLIND!
<Joe> ROB!!! I can't see you!!!!!
<Rob_S> ALL I SEE IS A FREAKIN' COMPUTER SCREEN! SOMEONE HELP ME!
<Joe> I can't see anyone here!!!!!!
* Rob_S stumbles around
<_Id_> .onotice Crap. Joe has realized the fact that matter cannot be transported on IRC! Now what?
* Rob_S grabs a random person's face in the computer lab. "Joe, is that you?!"
<_Id_> .onotice He'll ruin us all!
* Schala` sighs
* Rob_S gets punched
* Joe begins smashing his fist into his monitor. Rob!! I'll get you out of there, buddy!!
<Rob_S> No, Joe can hit harder than that! Sorry, ma'am! *stumbles away*
<Schala`> Uh, what was that nickserv command for kills>?
* _Id_ eats Ten's brain
<Iori> ghost
<_Id_> *munch munch yum yum*
<Schala`> No
<Schala`> Nick kills
<Schala`> Not ghosting :P
<_Id_> "homocide"
<Joe> Forget about your nicks, Ten. I'll still be calling you Ten anyway.
<_Id_> type /msg ChanServ homocide Hawkeye
<_Id_> And I'll call her Nine!
<Schala`> Homocide?
<Schala`> LOL....
<_Id_> ...better yet, "Eleventeen!"
<Rob_S> #11teen
<Joe> Or "ThatPersonWhoJustCan'tAdmitHerStrongPersonalFeelingsForMe"!
<Schala`> What's sad is, I ...........urgh.
<Biffster> "You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1..."
<Joe> Go ahead, Ten. Let it out. Let it all out.
* Schala` doesnt hav strong personal dfeelings for anyone anymore :P
<Joe> That's the spirit!
<Rob_S> YEAH!
*** Rob_S is now known as Anyone
<Anyone> Damn. :(
* Joe becomes indifferent to everyone here.
<_Id_> how could you?
* Anyone sighs dejectedly
<_Id_> aaaarhghckk!
<_Id_> poor anyone.
<Joe> Whatever.
* Anyone cries
<Anyone> ;_;
* Hawkeye sacrifices small animals for Joe
* _Id_ slaps Squall
<_Id_> ...er, Joe.
*** Anyone is now known as Rob_S
<_Id_> <Joe> whatever.
<Rob_S> Go talk to a wall, Joe.
* _Id_ sacrifices small cockroaches for Joe
<_Id_> ...and eats them when Joe's not looking.
<Rob_S> Get it? I said "go talk to a wall" because walls don't talk back! And neither does Squall, so it'd be like, the same thing. Isn't that funny?
<Joe> That's very clever, Rob.
<_Id_> heheh.
<Rob_S> Ha ha ha.
<Rob_S> I'm brilliant!
<_Id_> Maybe Squall and wall would actually get to like each other.
* Joe laughs heartily.
<Lagomorph> they do rhyme
<Rob_S> Is Squall a furnisexual?
<Lagomorph> so they'd be a good match
<Joe> I know I am!
* Hawkeye laughs Heartilly
<Rob_S> Joel is a robosexual.
<_Id_> <Squall> Hey. <Wall> ... <Squall> You're cool. <Wall> ... <Squall> I will have sex with you. <Wall> Really?
<Joe> Come on, what guy hasn't done that?
<Hawkeye> Me
<Iori> If you were Squall, would you rather have wall, or Rinoa?
<_Id_> sex with a wall?
<Rob_S> <Squall> Baby you and me ain't nuthin' but mammals... <Wall> ...
<Hawkeye> myself
<_Id_> well, talking to Rinoa would make one yearn for the companionship of a wall instead.
<Rob_S> If I were Squall, I'd go hit on Seifer.