Start of #fret buffer: Tue Jan 27 22:15:22 2004
<NotAFurry> wow
<NotAFurry> AI isn't nearly as cool as you guys have built 
  it up to be :P
<Snifit_2> AI?
<NotDrak> that's because you're a straight male. :)
<Snifit_2> Artificial Intelligence?
<jett> A.I.? It better roxx0rs your fucking boxx0rs!
* NotDrak is now known as Kouban
<NotAFurry> american idol
<jett> oh
<Snifit_2> Oh.
<jett> american idol
<jett> who gives a shit :P
<Snifit_2> Yeah, really.
<NotAFurry> clara's usually all in here like OMG AI 
  ^_____________________^ SO KAWAII ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
  ;;;;;;;;
<Donovan> wth has she been
<NotAFurry> seen b
<Lucia> NotAFurry, I found 18 matches to your query. These 
  are the 5 most recent ones: Flip, Flp, Clara, B, B|out. 
  Flip (cpierce@CPE0080c6ef4da6-CM014340005013.cpe.net.cable
  .rogers.com) was last seen parting #fret 1 week 4 days 1 
  hour 16 minutes ago (16.01. 20:54), after spending 5 
  seconds there.
<NotAFurry> :| damn
<NotAFurry> time to elect a new op!
<Snifit_2> ME!
<NotAFurry> no
<Snifit_2> ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
<Snifit_2> ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
* Snifit_2 raises hand as far as it can go, waving it 
  around.
<NotAFurry> hm no
<Snifit_2> OOOOH! PICK ME!!! ><;;
<Reno-> nope
<Reno-> pick me!
<Reno-> :p
* NotAFurry is now known as Capheine
<Reno-> I don't want Snifit to get it!
* Capheine (rghsdfhs@c-67-161-202-189.client.comcast.net) 
has left #fret
* Capheine (rghsdfhs@c-67-161-202-189.client.comcast.net) 
has joined #fret
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Capheine
* Capheine sets mode: +o Bikke
<Capheine> there
<Snifit_2> How about me and Reno both have a fight to the 
  death. Whoever wi-- Holy...
<Bikke> ?!
<Bikke> WTF
<Reno-> lol
<Reno-> sweet, Snifit doesn't get it
<Snifit_2> PSYGULL'S A GENIUS
<Reno-> that's good enough for me
<Snifit_2> Or whoever that was.
<Capheine> bik is interim op until b gets back
<Snifit_2> Is that actually Caphiene?
<Capheine> or something
<Capheine> yes you retard :P
* Bikke has no clue how to use this Danish of Power with 
  wack-ass java clients
* Capheine is now known as {_|`]^\
<Snifit_2> Oh.
<Snifit_2> DAMN.
* Emishi really wonders where Clara is :P
* {_|`]^\ does too
<Snifit_2> Thought maybe there was a trick.
* Snifit_2 is now known as Clara
* Clara (kisai_desc@AC9CD73E.ipt.aol.com) has left #fret
<Reno-> ....
<{_|`]^\> OMG THERE SHE IS
* Clara (kisai_desc@AC9CD73E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #fret
<Emishi> I hope nothing happened to the new bunny :(
<Clara> ...?
<Clara> ...Damn...
* Clara is now known as Snifit_2
<{_|`]^\> lol @ snif = n00b
<Snifit_2> HEY! It coulda worked!
* Bikke waits for the mighty hand of NickServ
<Emishi> (Or to her, obviously, but I know she was kind of 
  worried about how things were going with Jasper :P)
<Bikke> Oh, dang.
<Reno-> isn't taking an ops' nickname a bannable offense?
<Dangrel> ...
<Reno-> or at least a kickable one?
<Reno-> yeah, I think it is.
<Snifit_2> Reno, shut up.
<{_|`]^\> i do too
<Snifit_2> AAH!
* Bikke was kicked by {_|`]^\ ({_|`]^\)
<{_|`]^\> hmm
* Bikke (myjava@fwx128.cnpapers.net) has joined #fret
<Snifit_2> What the HELL is going on?!
* {_|`]^\ accidentally kicked bikke :|
<Bikke> Heh
<Snifit_2> It's madness!
<Donovan> snore
<Bikke> Oh, BTW, good news.
<Snifit_2> And why does Bikke get to be an op?
<Tinnytheunicorn> Madness, eh?
* Tinnytheunicorn stabs random #fretters
<Bikke> I should have connection at teh house tomorrow.
<{_|`]^\> cuz he didn't ask for it
<Tinnytheunicorn> Maaaaaaaaaaadness!!!!!1
<Snifit_2> ...FRICK. >_<;
<Donovan> pwned
<Bikke> ...I had enough of op-dom from AOL.
<{_|`]^\> hey wait
* {_|`]^\ gets idea
<jett> So, where is Clara? :P
* {_|`]^\ changes topic to 'Welcome to AMERICAN OP | RIP 
Captain Kangaroo | PT .hack update: MUTATION GET!  Now 
taking offers to let me borrow Outbreak... |  http://www.gmr
magazine.com/article2/0,4364,1457657,00.asp <Nintendo> 
AWWWW YOU SUCKAS WHAT'S UP NOW FRESH FOR '04 FOR REAL'
<{_|`]^\> er
* {_|`]^\ changes topic to 'Welcome to AMERICAN OP'
<Bikke> It made being online feel like a job.
<Snifit_2> YES. Great idea!
<{_|`]^\> you guys have to audition
<NotImaginari> I didn't get to be an op
<Snifit_2> How?
<{_|`]^\> *shrug* figure it out
<NotImaginari> Who will be the judges?
<Reno-> I bet Su is gonna audition and for his talent.... 
  he's gonna hump a kitty.
<{_|`]^\> me and me
<Reno-> booya
<Snifit_2> The ops, of course.
<Bikke> Heh
<NotImaginari> we need at least one bitchy judge and one 
  wacky judge
* {_|`]^\ is now known as SimonExceptMeanerSomehow
* Kouban juggles 50 channels at once
* Emishi is now known as PaulaExceptNotHot
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> rofl
<PeaceTalk> Paula's hot?
<Snifit_2> Hehehe.
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> okay!
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> up first is... uh...
<PaulaExceptNotHot> well, she's a pop star
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> snifit i guess
<Reno-> me me me
<Kouban> shouldn't that be Paula Except Hot? :b
<Snifit_2> HOORAY!
<PaulaExceptNotHot> okay okay
* PaulaExceptNotHot is now known as PaulaExceptCantDance
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> heh
<PaulaExceptCantDance> better?
<Kouban> still wrong! XD
<PeaceTalk> Better.
<PaulaExceptCantDance> ...
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> so snif
* Tinnytheunicorn is now known as Tinnytheunicorn|homework
<Kouban> anyway.
<Donovan> so is tom randy?
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> tell us about yourself
* PaulaExceptCantDance is now known as OkayImJustPaula-_-
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> NOW
* PeaceTalk is now known as PTisPTYouHaveProblem
<PTisPTYouHaveProblem> Heh.
* PTisPTYouHaveProblem is now known as PeaceTalk
<Snifit_2> I'm 2, and I think I'd be an awesome op, 'cause 
  I would kick out the lamers, like Capheine, and be a very 
  fair op too. And I have no life, so I'm always here to be 
  on watch.
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> well that's great
<Snifit_2> Thank you.
* Hobbes (davonalder@d207-6-75-8.bchsia.telus.net) has 
joined #fret
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> so what are you going to be 
  performing today?
<PeaceTalk> Something that will blow your mind.
<Reno-> um...
<Snifit_2> Exactly, PT.
<PeaceTalk> Literally, it's so awful that you'll scream 
  really loud and your head will explode.
<Reno-> I don't think saying you'd kick out Caph is a very 
  good thing to say.......
* Snifit_2 grabs a stick of dynomite, ties it to Caph's 
  head.
<OkayImJustPaula-_-> I don't know, he's cute, but... is 
  cute really what we're looking for in an op?
<NotPsy> Something that will ROCK. YOUR. WORLD. AND. BLOW. 
  YOUR.
<NotPsy> MIND.
* Snifit_2 was kicked by SimonExceptMeanerSomehow (you 
spelled "dynamite" wrong.)
<OkayImJustPaula-_-> Would people RESPECT him, I wonder?
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> NEXT
<PeaceTalk> Heheh.
<Bikke> Heh
* Snifit_2 (kisai_desc@AC9CD73E.ipt.aol.com) has joined 
#fret
<OkayImJustPaula-_-> Okay apparently not.
<PeaceTalk> I was going to point that out.
<Snifit_2> FRICK! >_<;
<Kouban> ooh, me!
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> Reno is up next!
<Snifit_2> *dynomite
<Snifit_2> Awww... ;.;
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> lol andrea
<Reno-> okay
<Reno-> cool
<Reno-> I'd be a good op because.... I have lots of money.
<NotPsy> hahah, that's still wrong, Snif
* Reno- pays Simon and Paula $10,000 each.
<Reno-> there, thank you.
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> and how much of said money would 
  you give to ME?
<Snifit_2> ...It IS?
<Reno-> I just said!
<Reno-> 10K
<Reno-> booya
<NotPsy> yeah
* Reno- was kicked by SimonExceptMeanerSomehow (Mitsubishi 
3000-Gt VR4's cost more than $10,000)
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> PT's next
* Reno- (reno@d141-184-219.home.cgocable.net) has joined 
#fret
<OkayImJustPaula-_-> hahah
<Reno-> hm, okay.... $60,000 then
<PeaceTalk> Wha?
* PeaceTalk is now known as Woody_Paige
<Snifit_2> LoL
<OkayImJustPaula-_-> Well, he's got a good nick for being 
  an op! "Peace"Talk.
* SimonExceptMeanerSomehow sets mode: +o Woody_Paige
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> you win
<OkayImJustPaula-_-> hahahaha
<Bikke> Heh
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> BUT FIRST
<Woody_Paige> Yes!
<Snifit_2> Aw, man...
* SimonExceptMeanerSomehow sets mode: -o Woody_Paige
<Reno-> well
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> do your best woody impression!
<Snifit_2> Yes!
<Reno-> Snifit didn't get it
<Reno-> that's good enough for me~
<Snifit_2> I hope you die Reno.
<Reno-> I hope you fall in love with Su, Snifit.
<Woody_Paige> HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN YOU 
  GUYS OUT?  SHUT UP JABRONI!
* Cid (Cid@h247.23.40.69.ip.alltel.net) has joined #fret
* SimonExceptMeanerSomehow sets mode: +o Woody_Paige
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> excellent
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> THE FIFTEEN SECONDS ARE YOURS
<Snifit_2> He IS meaner than Simon.
* OkayImJustPaula-_- nods thoughtfully
<NotPsy> kick me, PT
<Bikke> Okay, press is ready to start and my stuff isn't 
  lined up yet.  So, I'd best be off.
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> :D i'm just direct!
<Woody_Paige> I would just like to say that I got screwed 
  today on Around The Horn because Max Kellerman is a 
  little punk!
<SimonExceptMeanerSomehow> yes he is
* SimonExceptMeanerSomehow is now known as {_|`]^\
* Bikke (myjava@fwx128.cnpapers.net) Quit (Quit:  YOUR MOM 
made me do it.)
<Kouban> But does he have... The Reflex?
<Woody_Paige> Hmmm...
<NotPsy> fine PT
<NotPsy> don't
* Kouban shoots Woody between the eyes
* Kouban was kicked by Woody_Paige (pow!)
<{_|`]^\> shit
<Woody_Paige> Took that jabroni out.
<{_|`]^\> can someone send me a log of... like, the last 20 
  minutes?
* {_|`]^\ wants to LJ this
* OkayImJustPaula-_- is now known as Emishi
* Emishi laughs and nods
<Woody_Paige> Okay, you can un-mod me now.
<NotPsy> okay
* Kouban (lmpkouban@24.229.59.228) has joined #fret
* Woody_Paige is now known as PeaceTalk
<Kouban> I'm guessing not.
<{_|`]^\> you can stay opped :P
<{_|`]^\> i trust you
<{_|`]^\> plus it's weird only having 2 ops :|
<PeaceTalk> Fair enough.  Thanks.
<Dangrel> wtf
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