Matrix is cool Fight Club sucks no, Matrix is cool, YOUR MOM sucks the first rule of AK's mom is you do NOT TALK ABOUT AK'S MOM lol the second rule of AK's mom is that you pay CASH UP FRONT, $5 AN HOUR and you DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT EITHER AK's Mom Club: there's room for everyone * Lagomorph laughs lol the third rule of AK's mom is two men per AK's mom the fourth rule of AK's mom is if AK's mom yells STOP or taps out, you get a full refund the fifth rule of AK's mom is no shoes, no shirt (of course) and if tonight is your first night with AK's mom, you have to KICK AK'S ASS OH BOOOOOOM I think AK just got decimated by the mother of all Your Mom jokes a full recovery may be impossible * Lagomorph cracks up * AndrewK :( he's turned into a mime he can only express himself through emoticon actions Mr. Mime! AK gets his own game!