Start of #fret buffer: Mon Jun 03 14:35:05 2002
<Elmina> I think there's something wrong with me. I'm starting 
  to actually _like_ Jam Jam Reggae.
<DizzyBum> Someone check out http://www.becashhappy.com/ and 
  tell me how much of a scam it is.
*** priss is now known as yomi
* Viktor peers warily at Elmina
<Elmina> It's so ugly... yet so wacky.
<Viktor> that it is...
<AlephZaku> Jam Jam Reggae = ?
<DizzyBum> As for Jam Jam Reggae, I like it for its wackiness.
<DizzyBum> DDR song.
<Elmina> A DDR song.
* Viktor actually had the urge to do Cutie Chaser the other day 
  ;_;
<AlephZaku> AHH OF COURSE.
<Elmina> Do you have Konamix, Andrea?
<Viktor> nope
* AlephZaku rather likes Dam Dariram
<Elmina> Ah. I know that's on there...
<DizzyBum> I'd like Dam Dariam more if the people I play with 
  didn't play it every single game.  :P
* Viktor has the 3+ machine and US PSX version, as always
<AlephZaku> I like Smoke.
<AlephZaku> Can't dance to it, but I like it.
<DizzyBum> I have a 4th+ near here.
<T_Phoenix> Then Dodongo you are not./
<AlephZaku> I can get an A on easy mode of Boom Boom Dollar 
  though!
<DizzyBum> A 5th in the college student center.
* Elmina wants Konamix. ;_;
<AlephZaku> I'd get Konamix, except, I cannot aford dance pads.
<DizzyBum> And at home I have USA PSX (came with the Konami 
  pad), and burned import 4th and 5th.
* Viktor beat Afronova at the arcade the other night :D
<Viktor> Now I can move on to something harder.
<DizzyBum> Mom really likes the game, so she bought me the 
  pad/game combo.  She nice like that.
<DizzyBum> Yes!  Paranoia!...
<Viktor> eep
<AlephZaku> My mom only payed for the pad =
<DizzyBum> :)
<Elmina> Paranoia's really not that bad.
<B> :o
<Elmina> The original one, anyway.
<B> I'm never getting on the computer again now that Rahul's 
  back. :(
<B> Wait that's good. :D
<Elmina> Except I can never get the stuff in the last third or 
  so on the beat.
<AlephZaku> Rahul = Your Pakistani Boyfriend?
<Primigenus> What?
<Primigenus> Pakistani?!
<B> ...
*** Reeve is now known as Reeveboy_Bebop
<DizzyBum> Macaroni?
<AlephZaku> SotN I have been playing a lot recently.
<AlephZaku> And I should go back to Arc or Daggefall or LoM 
  today.
<Viktor> I have severe trouble with AM3P at the moment :P Or 
  whatever that messed up title is.
<Viktor> stupid off-beat stuff.
<Elmina> AM3P belongs to the non-loading genre...
* AlephZaku is listening to [ Various, Mixed by ATB - Clubber's 
  Guide to Trance ] which will last for 01:16:42.
* AlephZaku is listening to [ ATB - Let U Go ] which will last 
  for 03:54.
<Viktor> How do you listen to Active Time Battles?
<AlephZaku> I think it would be funny and somewhat sick if they 
  put the full length versino of Carte Blanche in a DDR mix =)
<Alucard> lol
<B> I do all the time. :(
<Viktor> ...though heh. I just remembered when JP sent me a 
  tape with the OST version of OWA
<AlephZaku> Because its somewhat fast, has a couple of pauses, 
  and its 10 minutes long.
<AlephZaku> OR maybe 7.
<DizzyBum> Man.
<Viktor> and I was listening to it in the car and was like 
  "This is weird... hearing this without the sounds of battle"
<AlephZaku> Viktor: ... ATB = DJ, you silly silly Englishwoman.
<DizzyBum> My mom falls for too many internet scams.
<AlephZaku> Not Active Time Battle.
* Viktor shrugs. I'm a geek. ;)
<AlephZaku> I cannot comment on how stupid and utterly banal 
  that joke was.
<AlephZaku> Now go away before I taunt you.
* B hugs Andrea :D
* Viktor throws the coconuts at Aleph
<B> New fluffy bunny on my calendar this month.
<Viktor> :D
<AlephZaku> Yey for Hybird.
<AlephZaku> ...
* Alucard found it rather funny himself
* B did too
* Elmina prances
<AlephZaku> Viktor: Put your bra on!
* B gives out free bras
<AlephZaku> Yey!
* AlephZaku pickles the bras and tries to sell them as falafel.
* yomi steals b's bra!
<B> HEY! You can have a free one, don't steal MINE!
<yomi> :(
<AlephZaku> B: But the free ones haven't been used.
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<B> Yes you have. And I don't tell you by whom. :>
<B> you=they, even
<Elmina> Bra-stealing... oh, memories.
<AlephZaku> Yey for bras.
<B> I miss the days of unhooking. :(
* B unhooks El's bra
<AlephZaku> I AMZ0R3Z T3H L33TZ0R3Z BR4Z P1R4T3Z0R3Z.
<Primigenus> Hey, what do you know, a month passes and #fret 
  remains unchanged. It's like this place is the Dead Sea or 
  something
* Elmina purrs
* Viktor fails to have a bra. They're uncomfortable, and not 
  very necessary for me anyway ;)
<B> Argh. Rinoa's hair sucks. I can't find a good mesh...
<Elmina> Well, I don't _actually_ have one either...
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the fantasy zone! Get ready? WARNING)
<B> Me neither, but I don't like see-through-ness sometimes.
<Elmina> That doesn't mean B can't unhook it!
<B> I'm not wearing a bra because I couldn't find any of my 
  black ones. :(
*** Retrieving #fret info...
<Viktor> no, we don't have bras because we're bra-burning 
  feminists!
<B> Bah. I need some CG pics of Rinoa.
<Alucard> ......
<B> Which is a myth. ^_^
<B> http://www.snopes.com/history/american/burnbra.htm !
* B kisses snopes
<Elmina> Mail comes! Still no presents for me. ;_;
<Viktor> :O then they had something INACCURATE on the Simpsons!
<Viktor> That's unpossible!
<B> OMG THEY DID?!?
* Lafiel grabs b's butt
<B> ...
* B kicks Lafiel in the groin
<Lafiel> oh...that was SOOO worth it :D
<B> Okay, Rinoa-hunting time...
<Lafiel> *keels over in pain*
*** Elmina changes topic to 'Welcome to #girls against bras || 
http://www.gameforms.com/~fret/FretterForce/index.html <--- 
Fretter Force! || http://www.gamesarefun.com/newspro/fullnews.cg
i?newsid1022787193,65425, | http://www.nintendofanboy.com/gcnNES
_console.jpg <- BEST. THING. EVER.'
<B> Hmm. I'd forgotten that her hair is layered.
* Alucard suddenly realizes that he's surrounded by geek chicks 
  that don't wear bras....
<Elmina> Tee hee!
<Alucard> Is this....the promised land?
<Viktor> Hmm... to actually be "surrounded" by us you'd have to 
  live somewhere in Michigan I think
<T_Phoenix> -_-
<Viktor> considering our physical locations
<B> Basically.
<Elmina> We could still be located around him more or less.
<Elmina> I think there's enough wiggle-room...
<Viktor> ....I'm all that much geekier for even thinking like 
  that :P
<Elmina> If you drew a polygon connecting us...
<B> Argh. I don't think there's a head mesh that really suits 
  her.
<Viktor> we need another braless female fretter in like... Ohio 
  or something
<B> Is anyone here from Ohio?
<Elmina> _You're_ geeky? If I had any head for geography, I 
  would have already made a chart. Dead serious.
<Viktor> I think Kaitlin is...
<FSC> I am.
<B> druidkaitl@dhcp-164-007.east-green.ohiou.edu
<Viktor> we'll have to ask her if she wears bras next time 
  she's here.
<FSC> Err. n/m I'm not a female fretter.
<Viktor> then we have a larger area. ;)
<Elmina> And if she does, destroy them.
* Viktor laughs
* T_Phoenix is getting really disturbed now. -_-
<B> >_<
<Viktor> it could be worse, TP
<B> Now Rinoa's hair is stuck in her shoulders.
<B> Some of these meshes need reworking...
* Viktor remembers a certain part of Microserfs...
<Elmina> But with just the three of us, it forms the Bramuda 
  Triangle.
<Viktor> lol
<B> ...
<B> I will never forgive you for that, El.
<Elmina> :D
<Viktor> so which of us gets to kiss Mulder? :D
<B> ME ME ME ME ME
<B> >:O
<B> I have red hair, I'm the best Scully substitute.
<Viktor> that's true...
<Elmina> All right by me, I guess.
<B> :D
<B> I got a prize no one else wanted!!
* Viktor also isn't terribly interested in kissing him anyway, 
  yeah ;)
<B> Grrr.
<B> SOMEONE MAKE ME RINOA HAIR.
<Elmina> Doesn't "Mulder" just end up meaning "Alucard" in this 
  instance, anyway?
<Viktor> hahah
* Elmina cuts, dyes and styles B's hair appropriately
<B> :o
<B> Not on ME.
<B> For my Sims.
<Elmina> Too late!
<T_Phoenix> Er....what do you need a Rinoa sim for?
<Alucard> !!!!
* Lafiel grabs el's butt
*** Crimsonmonkey (Crimsonmon@hsdb-yktn-57-195.sasknet.sk.ca) 
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* Elmina kicks Lafiel in the groin without even looking
<B> For my house of FFVIII chicks.
* Lafiel keels over
<Lafiel> again, that was worth it
<Elmina> Don't go for the butt, silly, that's no good.
* T_Phoenix scratches his head.
<Elmina> If you're going to get yourself beat up by girls, at 
  least get the boobs while you're there.
<Lafiel> good idea
<B> The depth of the conversations today astounds me.
* Lafiel grabs el's boobs and runs away
<B> Hmm... looks like c721fa is going to be her hair.
* Elmina sighs
<Viktor> See, Elmina: Lafiel wouldn't have been able to steal 
  your boobs if you were keeping them in a bra like you were 
  supposed to.
<B> :(
<Lafiel> right
<Lafiel> although i'd steal the bra
<Elmina> That makes a lot of sense.
* Viktor thinks of Happosai >_<
* T_Phoenix sighs.
<Elmina> Sounds pretty accurate to me, Andrea.
<B> haha
<B> :D
<B> Happosai rocks.
<Crimsonmonkey> hi
*** Elendil (Elendil@bstnma1-ar1-4-64-204-038.bstnma1.elnk.dsl.g
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* Crimsonmonkey grabs Elendil's boobs
<Elmina> ...
<B> Why is Rinoa's hair giving me so many problems? :(
* Crimsonmonkey grabs Elmina's boob
<Elmina> ~And it seemed to me Montana was a leg! A 
  leeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeee-eeeeg, now I get it!~
<Elendil> i have no boobs
*** Reeveboy_Bebop is now known as Reeve
* Alucard grabs Crimsonmonkey's boob
<Elendil> revee, you seen it all? cowbe that is?
<Elendil> b, in what medium :D
<Crimsonmonkey> ::O
* Elendil just hooked up a wireles mouse, woooo
<Alucard> How do you hook up a wireless mouse?
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another taco...)
<Elendil> you know, in a perfect world you'd be right
<Elendil> but it has a reciever that sticks into a usb port
<Elendil> but its on my wall behind me so its not at all in 
  theway
<Loccrist> I'd lose my mouse if it weren't attatched to my 
  computer
<Elmina> *sigh* I love you, fellow #fretgirls.
<Crimsonmonkey> ^5
<T_Phoenix> What about the #fretboys?
* Crimsonmonkey burns bra
<Elendil> who you callin  fretgirl
<Elmina> No.
* Elendil burns Crimsonmonkey
* Crimsonmonkey burns elmina's bra while she wears it
<Elmina> #fretboys just exist for making #fretbabies.
* Crimsonmonkey hugs elendil
<Alucard> ;_;
* Elendil hugs crim for making her nekkid
* Elendil makes babies with elmina
<T_Phoenix> -_-
<Elmina> Oh god, the genes! Unclean!
<Crimsonmonkey> drain the genepool!
* Elmina aborts for the good of the kids
*** Primigenus has quit IRC (Quit: ([05:22] <Bobquest3> And 
prim goes from robbing the cradle to robbing the craftsmatic 
adjustable bed || [03:21] <Bobquest3> The only one trying to 
get in Prim's pants is himself, and that's because he has 
enough dignity to get dressed)
* Lafiel grabs el's boobs again
<Alucard> So we're nothing but tools for you, huh?!
*** T_Phoenix has quit IRC (Quit: )
* Alucard runs off crying
<Elendil> why do i suddenyl have boobs
<Elmina> I kinda like the looks of _your_ gene pool, Al.
<Elmina> ~_^
<Lafiel> oooh
<Alucard> ^_^;
* Lafiel sweeps el off her feet
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Yeah, a German, during the war. Not in Europe, though, in 
Toronto.)
<Elendil> those of you who know me...can see this comming
<Elendil> I AM A FUCKING GUY GODDAMNIT
<Lafiel> ...not you dumbass
<Elendil> oh good point
* Elendil is a moron
<Elmina> I meant the other Al, Al.
<Elendil> im used to elm and el, not el :P
<Alucard> But you have....MANBOOBS!
<Elmina> We never did have that game of tnet for the right to 
  be El.
* Alucard goes to take a cold shower
<Elendil> this is true
<Elendil> but...ele makes me soudn like a girl
*** Alucard is now known as Alucard|shower
<Elendil> and elm sounds better for a hot chick
<Elmina> Well, I don't care much.
<Crimsonmonkey> elm is a tree
<Elendil> cool, so now that i am back after being unback, el 
  and elm then? agreed? :P
* Crimsonmonkey grabs el's boob
<Elendil> and ill toss in alucard
<Elmina> I agree to nothing. People can call me what they like.
* Crimsonmonkey calls elmina "mine"
<Elendil> wel if you agree, then we wont have to tell people 
  all the time :D
<Crimsonmonkey> ;)
<Elmina> Awww.
<Elmina> That's cute, Crim.
<Crimsonmonkey> :D
* Elendil calls crim lechorous
<Elendil> only spelled right
<Elmina> Lecherous.
<Elendil> there ya go
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<Elmina> Mei!
<Elmina> Great!
* Elendil wonders if the paint it black techno remix is a 
  travesty, or well done remix :
<Meikai> Yo.
* Elmina steals Mei's bra
<Elendil> crim burned elm's earlier
* Meikai gets a new one.
<Elmina> I don't wear a bra, silly.
*** BDSChaos (bdschaos@pool-138-88-84-55.res.east.verizon.net) 
has joined #fret
<Crimsonmonkey> she wears a bro
* Elmina puts Mei's bra on an altar in the center of the 
  Bramuda Triangle and invokes evil gods
* Viktor laughs
<Meikai> I need FFX music.
<Viktor> yeh, that's right... Mei, where is your geographical 
  location?
* Meikai twitches.
<B> To download?
<Viktor> We need to increase the area.
<Meikai> Yesh, B.
* Elmina peers at Mei
<B> Want to go on my FTP?
<B> I have the whole OST.
<Meikai> Yesh, B.  =D
<B> 24.114.18.149 user/pass: yourmom/yourmom
<B> Rahul's downloading it right now too. ;P
<Meikai> woohoo
<Meikai> Rahulums is back?
<Elendil> what is his silly silly nick now?
<B> He was here earlier as Primigenus
*** Kouban (denryuu@evrtwa1-ar15-4-41-168-068.evrtwa1.elnk.dsl.g
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<Kouban> against bras? :(
<Meikai> Yay Koubs yay.
<B> Think about it, Koub.
<Kouban> :o Meikums!
<Kouban> I am
<B> GIRLS against BRAS don't wear BRAS.
<Meikai> No she doesn't.
<B> Which is good!
<Meikai> Nark?
<Kouban> It's only good if you're... not full-figured
<Meikai> Oi.
<Viktor> You know, I've heard differing theories
<Meikai> Cannae connect'a B's ftp.
<Viktor> some say that you need to wear bras or else you'll end 
  up sagging
<Kouban> since full-figured - bra = o_O
<Crimsonmonkey> :O~~~
<Viktor> some say that if you don't wear bras it strengthens 
  the chest muscles so you WON'T sag...
<B> What's it say, Mei?
<Elmina> Well, the bra's gotta come off sometime no matter what.
* Viktor nods
<Meikai> 'Please wait'.
<Kouban> why, Mina?
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<B> Weird...
<Elmina> Because you can't spend your whole life wearing one.
<B> Other people got on just fine.
<Elendil> im on fine...
<Elmina> Besides, it'd make sex and showers weird.
<Meikai> Stupid connection grrbah.
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<Viktor> heheh.
<Elendil> its cause you live in vermont
<Quanta_StarFire> m00 x.x
<Meikai> Grrbah.
<Viktor> ugh, wearing the same bra all the time... in showers 
  and stuff... yummy mildew smell :P
<Kouban> Andrea, if that were true...
<Meikai> Leave Vermont alone.
<Kouban> Why are all those women in africa have breasts that 
  hang down to their knees?
* Quanta_StarFire pokes Meikai :3
<Meikai> That made sense, Koubs.
* Meikai snarks Phanta.
<Viktor> don't ask me, I've just heard both those arguments
<Elmina> Cuz they're old, Koub.
<Kouban> Well, I like bras. :b
<Crimsonmonkey> they are nastee
<Elendil> i like taking them off with two fingers
<Elendil> its a skill :P
<Kouban> just 'cause of the visual appeal of them.
<Elmina> You don't have to wear them, though, Koub.
<Kouban> You know what, 'Lendil?
<Kouban> I suddenly realized why I don't miss you. :b
<Crimsonmonkey> Elmina, he chooses to
<Kouban> Well, no, Mina..
<Elendil> whaa?
<Meikai> I find bras comfortable.  :/
<Elmina> I suppose in the interest of lingerie I'd wear one.
<Vincent_Grayson> bras are just one more thing in the way of 
  being naked.
<Elmina> But for everyday use they're too uncomfortable.
<Meikai> Good observation, VG.
<Vincent_Grayson> they're a pain
<Vincent_Grayson> just like underwear
<Meikai> ... Nark.
<Kouban> Well, if I were a woman, I'd wear one on a day-to-day 
  basis, even if I did have small boobs
<Viktor> Underpants are good. Because you don't want to have 
  THAT area rubbing against, say, denim.
<Kouban> and I'd bee all "this bra is sooo fun! whee!"
<Elmina> Suuuure you would.
<Vincent_Grayson> unless you don't wear denim
<Elmina> I don't feel right without underpants.
<Viktor> Kouban, try wearing one sometime and you'll probably 
  think differently :P
<Elendil> not a fan of commando?
<Vincent_Grayson> commando rox0rz
<Viktor> They're not exactly comfy, and I don't even need the 
  kind that uh, LARGE women need, which are just plain hideous
<Viktor> with wires and crap for support
<Elmina> I've never had a bra that was not either too tight or 
  too loose. Most of them itch too. Blah. w:P
<Viktor> which sometimes break through the fabric and impale 
  them :P
<B> I just find it irritating that my size almost doesn't exist
<Viktor> I just don't like having something wrapped tight 
  around me.
<Viktor> Anywhere.
<B> So I have to go with the next one done and that can be 
  uncomfortable
<Kouban> I have enough fat on my chest that I could wear a bra 
  if I wanted to...
<Viktor> I don't even like turtlenecks :P
<Elmina> Eeeek!
* Elmina just doesn't like how turtlenecks look :D
<Elendil> turtlenecks are only cool if you are in gta3
<Kouban> well, there's also the nipple thing. :b
<Elendil> and big, and you jack cars and stuff
* Viktor is an art student - of course I have to wear black 
  turtlenecks :P
<Elmina> Nipples are cool.
<Crimsonmonkey> nipple thing?
<Viktor> I don't yet have a beret though :(
<Kouban> yeah, poking through fabric.
* Crimsonmonkey makes vic smoke a djarum
<Viktor> so wear a t-shirt under
<Kouban> eh, whatever.
* Elmina finds this http://www.purpletights.com/mbs/bra.htm and 
  also finds it subtly creepy
<Kouban> this is a moronic to argue anyway.
<Viktor> I mean, nipples are only pointy when it's cold
<Kouban> or when yo'ure excited
<Viktor> so if it's cold out, it's no biggie to wear more than 
  one layer
<Viktor> eh, if you're "excited", what are you doing around 
  people who you wouldn't want to notice anyway? ;)
<Viktor> nipples don't get spontaneously pointy wood like guys 
  or something, anyway
<Kouban> ...Why did I have to come in during this conversation? 
  u_u;
<Viktor> you generally have to be PRETTY excited.
<Elmina> I dunno, I've had mine get pointy for no reason I can 
  figure out before.
<Kouban> hey, I didn't know that!
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<Kouban> I think I'm with Audra...
<Viktor> hmm, maybe it's just me then.
<Vincent_Grayson> heh
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