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Which random phallic object are you?

Because there's a test for everything else, darnit.

Which of the following adjectives describes you best?
Mellow
Dangerous
Amusing
Imposing
Mysterious

What's your social life like?
I'm always with a group of friends, most of whom have a lot in common with me.
I have all kinds of friends, in all different shapes and sizes.
People like me, though I don't really reciprocate much...
My best friend and I are almost like siamese twins.
I'm a loner, and quite possibly scare people.

You most like to dress in...
Bright, varied colors.
Dark earth tones.
Neutrals.
Pastels.
Varies widely, depending on my mood and where I'm going.

In bed, your significant other does something uncharacteristic of them, but not at all unpleasant. How do you feel about this?
Excited - variety is key to a long-lasting relationship, after all.
Grateful - you absolutely melt at the thought that your partner went out of their way for your pleasure.
Intrigued - you'll have to figure out a way to repay this favor.
Indifferent - you could take or leave this new thing, because this was fun before, and it's fun now.
Suspicious - where did they learn to do that?

It's a sunny summer day, and you're on vacation. Where would you be found?
At the beach, or strolling along a seaside boardwalk.
Holding a barbecue in the back yard.
Hiking in a nature reserve or the wilderness.
Sitting somewhere with a nice view and watching the world go on around you.
Inside, in the dark and the air-conditioning, hoping that tomorrow it will rain.

You're going to throw a party. What will it be like?
A quiet, dignified dinner with polite, intelligent conversation.
A laid-back picnic for family and close friends.
A cheerful but mature affair with a live band and dancing.
Cake, ice cream, and lots of fun games!
One thing's for sure - the next day, it would look like a hurricane hit.
You're kidding, right? A party? Hah.

Oops! During the party, you got food on your shirt, and your guests are laughing at you. What do you do?
Shrug it off and cheerfully urge everyone to continue with the activities and yummy food you prepared.
Make some offhand comment about the mishap adding some color to your outfit, laugh, and go on about your business.
Go and change into a different shirt, then return.
Stand there bewildered - you didn't actually notice the state of your shirt until people mentioned it.
Pretend nothing's abnormal, and make polite small talk with your guests until it's time to go home.
Glare at anyone who dares to comment on it.

Oops again - you forgot that the following morning you have to go into school/work early. What do you do?
Hurry and get ready, so you'll be there on time as always.
Rush around in a panic, and end up making yourself later than ever due to the mishaps your rushing causes.
Admit to your teacher/boss that it completely slipped your mind, and use your sweetness and charisma to convince them to let you make it up.
Don't worry too much - your teacher/boss is your buddy, and will understand.
Bah - anything that you have to do can wait until you're ready to do it.

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