Angry Young Elf

Give a moment or two to the angry young elf
With his arrogant glare and his love for himself
He's been called a real snob by his kin of the woods
It's a comfort to know that his bloodline is good
He sits in a room with a lock on the door
With his bow and his arrows laid out on the floor
And he likes to be known as the angry young elf...

...He's just a random angry-looking young elflord. I had to do something to make him more interesting. Apologies to Billy Joel. :D